slapnesia
Chris Brown suffered a debilitating case of slapnesia when he had to appear on Larry King Live about his "incident" with Rihanna.
slapnesia by gmcommgrad September 26, 2009
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snapnesia
The confusion or amnesia that occurs from excessive use of Snapchat, wherein one forgets what was sent to whom or what was sent at all
(Snapchat received)
"That was gross :("
(Snapchat sent)
"What did I send? I have Snapnesia"
(Snapchat received)
"It was your hairy armpit, that's it"
"That was gross :("
(Snapchat sent)
"What did I send? I have Snapnesia"
(Snapchat received)
"It was your hairy armpit, that's it"
snapnesia by daaaaaaaaaaave0 January 2, 2014
Sleepnesia
Sort of like Amnesia.
It's when you have a late night conversation (usually while on the phone), while very sleepy. The next morning, you forget what you were talking about towards the end of the conversation.
It's when you have a late night conversation (usually while on the phone), while very sleepy. The next morning, you forget what you were talking about towards the end of the conversation.
Sleepnesia by RawrItsPanda November 11, 2009
Stamnesia
Short for Stoner Amnesia
(Pronounced, Stam-nees-ee-yer)
To loose any sense of rememberance whilst stoned.
To think of something you must do, but then completetly forget about it because you are stoned, and then remember that you just remembered you must do something, but you cant quite remember what it is, and therefore, leaves you thinking about what that thing is for a good hour and a half untill you finally remember what it was in which gives you a huge sense of accomplishment.
Can cause stoners to freak out or become very light headed.
(Pronounced, Stam-nees-ee-yer)
To loose any sense of rememberance whilst stoned.
To think of something you must do, but then completetly forget about it because you are stoned, and then remember that you just remembered you must do something, but you cant quite remember what it is, and therefore, leaves you thinking about what that thing is for a good hour and a half untill you finally remember what it was in which gives you a huge sense of accomplishment.
Can cause stoners to freak out or become very light headed.
Stoner 1: "Aww man i just remembered something"
Stoner 2: "Whats that?"
Stoner 1: "Aww shit man, i fucking forgot!"
Stoner 2: "Dude, terrible stamnesia"
Stoner 2: "Whats that?"
Stoner 1: "Aww shit man, i fucking forgot!"
Stoner 2: "Dude, terrible stamnesia"
Stamnesia by Dr Amnesia March 18, 2009
slamnesia
A condition of temporary memory loss, during which a person can’t recall having sex with the person he/she is speaking to.
slamnesia:
Ken: Hey, sexy! What’s your name?
Barbie: It’s Barbie, you dickhead. You boned me for 13 hours last Memorial Day.
Ken: Oh, yeah? Right! I remember you now.
Ken: Hey, sexy! What’s your name?
Barbie: It’s Barbie, you dickhead. You boned me for 13 hours last Memorial Day.
Ken: Oh, yeah? Right! I remember you now.
slamnesia by psychobabble July 30, 2008
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