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Stamnesia

Short for Stoner Amnesia
(Pronounced, Stam-nees-ee-yer)
To loose any sense of rememberance whilst stoned.

To think of something you must do, but then completetly forget about it because you are stoned, and then remember that you just remembered you must do something, but you cant quite remember what it is, and therefore, leaves you thinking about what that thing is for a good hour and a half untill you finally remember what it was in which gives you a huge sense of accomplishment.

Can cause stoners to freak out or become very light headed.
Stoner 1: "Aww man i just remembered something"
Stoner 2: "Whats that?"

Stoner 1: "Aww shit man, i fucking forgot!"
Stoner 2: "Dude, terrible stamnesia"
by Dr Amnesia March 18, 2009
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Streamnesia

Streaming/watching too many online movies/series, that you forget what you’ve previously watched.
John asks “hey have you watched The Netflix series Anatomy of a scandal?” I say “ I can’t remember, what’s it about?” Then I say, “I watch So many shows, they all start blending together, I have Streamnesia”!
by Yvonne Reiter April 20, 2022
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Yo, you with us, or are you having Samnesia.
by Semodeen January 26, 2013
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snapnesia

The confusion or amnesia that occurs from excessive use of Snapchat, wherein one forgets what was sent to whom or what was sent at all
(Snapchat received)
"That was gross :("
(Snapchat sent)
"What did I send? I have Snapnesia"
(Snapchat received)
"It was your hairy armpit, that's it"
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slapnesia

sudden memory loss when threatened with prosecution for abuse.
Chris Brown suffered a debilitating case of slapnesia when he had to appear on Larry King Live about his "incident" with Rihanna.
by gmcommgrad September 26, 2009
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Stamengia

Ange: "Don't peel out, don't peel out! Ahh stamengia!!!"
Ange: "Stylin' n' profilin'... stamengia!
by Angesss May 17, 2008
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Snapnesia

When you or your friend can't remember what was said in a previous snap.
Person: "I have a serious case of Snapnesia because I can't remember what you said in that last snap."
by j33zyjay September 21, 2016
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