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Shamnesia 

When Someone Claims They've Forgotten Something Simply So They Don't Have To Admit Truth/ Guilt BUT It's Blatantly Obvious They DO Know About Said Circumstance.

Also Can Be Used To Withold Information From Someone To Get Your Way.
"I Wasn't There, How Could I Have Been?" (Smirk)
"I Think You Have Shamnesia....." (Questioning Look)

"Can You Remember? Then Neither Can I....." (Arrogant Attitude)
"We'll Have To Push Harder, This One's Conveniently Got Shamnesia...."

"I Could Suddenly Remember What You Want To Know If You insert demand here" (Bargaining)
"I Think She/He/It's Wasting Out Time. I Hate Shamnesia"
Shamnesia by sparkstersfury February 15, 2009
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Shamnesia 

When you shampoo your hair a second time because you forgot doing the first time.
I use up the shampoo twice as fast because of my chronic shamnesia.
Shamnesia by JetCityJoe December 26, 2009
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Shamnesia 

When a Phish concert kicks your ass along with the LSD and or MDMA and you've concluded that it was the best thing you've ever heard.
Jordan is suffering from shamnesia after candy flipping at last nights Phish concert.
Shamnesia by japmeatstick July 31, 2017

Samnesia 

The moment when you are so high and/or drunk that you zone out, remembering all of the G Maneuvers (times where you had an awesome moment), you had that day. While hanging out with your friends.
Yo, you with us, or are you having Samnesia.
Samnesia by Semodeen January 26, 2013

Shanessa 

Shanessa is an amazing girl. Who's soft but tends to act harsh. She's been through a lot that makes her feel lonely. She has a great sense of humour. Can never break down

Don't bother asking her out. She'll turn you down.
Shanessa acts like they hate boys but deep down she's waiting for her real lover.

She's very in- depth and cries herself to sleep. She is very selfless and is willing to sacrifice.
She needs someone there to defend her due to her softness.
She's a guy's best friend . She's a tomboy. Hates make up and shopping.
Don't ask her for pictures. She hates them

Will always revenge .
She's everything a guy will ever want
Don't ask her out, She's such a Shanessa.
I need a Shanessa in my life
Shanessa by Not your fangirl March 29, 2020
The Queen of all , honest,loving, caring and outspoken. A people person that really doesn't like people. Your best friend or your worst enemy. Always imitated, never duplicated and otherwise known as Mekia.
Shamekia is the queen. Never address her as anything else!
shamekia by 👑Shamekia December 19, 2016

Shazamnesia 

the act of repeatedly shazamming a song, not remembering that it was the 2nd, 3rd and 4th song you just shazammed.
I have complete and total shazamnesia about Pompeii by Bastille.
Shazamnesia by #idontknowwhatatagis September 4, 2013