slaphapper

One who likes to hit people for hardly any reason at all.

"She is such a slaphapper i mean all you halft to say is some nasty joke and she like punches you."

"I'll warn you now i'm a complete slaphapper, i like to hit .. its the way i am!"

by Allison Palmgren June 17, 2008

slaphappy

due to extreme tiredness one becomes giddy with uncontrollable laughter, also described as naturally high

Jenkins:"Hey Bob! guess what?"
Bob: "What?"
Jenkins:"Fruit Loops!"
Bob:ahahahahahahaha!*laughs uncontrollably*
Jenkins:"Dude you're so slaphappy"

by sami and syd July 2, 2006

Your Slaphappy Grandpappy

A term made up by the 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' used asa 'Your Mom' joke.

Substitute teacher: Greg, can you answer this problem?
Greg: Your Mama!
Subsitute tecaher: Excuse Me?
Greg: Your Big Fanny Granny!
Subsititute Teacher: Well I hardly think that's -
Greg: Your Slaphappy Grandpappy!

by middle_school_'lOsEr' December 30, 2009

slaphappiest

Happier than slap happy, and the best of all slaphappier options.

I was slaphappier with blue or green over red. I'm slaphappiest with gray.

by Ranger Wordsmith March 18, 2015

saplapper

A slang term for lesbian. Describes the licking of oozing sap from knot holes in a tree that happen to resemble the female sex organ- thus saplapper- one who licks "sap" from "knot holes" in "trees."

Lauren's such a saplapper, she'd eat out all day long if she could!

by thepiedpiper March 4, 2008

slaphappier

Elated to the point of slapping one's grandma. Slightly happier than slap happy, but not as happy as slaphappiest while in a state of stupor or suffering from a lack of sleep.

I couldn't be slaphappier to make your acquaintance, although I don't expect to recall it later.

by Ranger Wordsmith March 19, 2015

slappper

Refers to a female who is more than quite fond of male company in a sexual sense town bike

Any girl in your area that has sex with a different man every night she goes out

by Pell May 13, 2005