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When one of your roommates gets up and says they are going to take a "nap" when, in fact, they are actually going to go masturbate.
Nikesh: "Sorry guys, this looks like fun, but I gotta go take a nap."
Will: "Lay off the Jergens, Patel."
Chorus: "SLAPNAP, SLAPNAP, SLAPNAP."
slapnap by GunterClemson August 26, 2010
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slapappy 

when usually ethnic women feel the need to yell and clap their hand and slap themselves when they are excited
there are a lot of slapappy people at the wendy williams show
slapappy by english honors 12 October 15, 2012

slaphappy 

due to extreme tiredness one becomes giddy with uncontrollable laughter, also described as naturally high
Jenkins:"Hey Bob! guess what?"
Bob: "What?"
Jenkins:"Fruit Loops!"
Bob:ahahahahahahaha!*laughs uncontrollably*
Jenkins:"Dude you're so slaphappy"
slaphappy by sami and syd July 2, 2006

Your Slaphappy Grandpappy 

A term made up by the 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' used asa 'Your Mom' joke.
Substitute teacher: Greg, can you answer this problem?
Greg: Your Mama!
Subsitute tecaher: Excuse Me?
Greg: Your Big Fanny Granny!
Subsititute Teacher: Well I hardly think that's -
Greg: Your Slaphappy Grandpappy!
Word originating from Afrikaans meaning "lazy". Often used to denote persons such as teenagers, a person not pulling his/her weight - a lazy ass (lit.)
That guy is a real slapgat when it comes to completing the paperwork, he never does it on time.
slapgat by Charl Heydenrych February 19, 2007

slaphappiest 

Happier than slap happy, and the best of all slaphappier options.
I was slaphappier with blue or green over red. I'm slaphappiest with gray.