slacksnot

cum and jizz and spooge

that hoe eat slacksnot for breakfast.

slacksnot by tomskerritt April 23, 2003

Slacknowledgement

Noun. The acknowledgement your employer gives you for any slacking off you do at work.

"Man, I was on my 2nd hour of Tetris when my boss slacknowledged me. Now I've got to work this weekend."

"I've gotten so much slacknowledgement at work, I'm pretty sure I'll be fired soon!"

Slacknowledgement by gossebaygrad June 8, 2009

slackenitis 

A very severe condition of being a slacker. Commonly diagnosed by continual refusal to work, be helpful, or show energy for getting things done. Unable to complete a job from start to finish. Is highly contagious in the workplace, home, or anywhere productivity is commonplace.

Some other symptoms are: Asking other employees over to your water cooler bringing them away from doing work also.(aka - slackenitis's desk to play music, talk about bands, or any other non-work related subjects)

Slackenitis:

Joshua I can't come to work today (usually on Monday or Friday), as I have headache.

BOSS Do you have some sort of medical condition causing these headaches every Monday and Friday?

Joshua Yes, I have shaky leg syndrome, which leads to headaches on Mondays and Fridays.

BOSS Please stay home, as I think you have slackenitis, and we don't want it to spread to the other employees.

(People use lots of different excuses when they have slackenitis, including: headache, son/daughter is sick, shaky leg syndrome, traffic is bad etc.)

slackenitis by Supervisor August 16, 2007

slacksocks 

some one who wears loud or bright socks, festive ones etc!

" look at the slacksocks on him!"

that boy that always wears the slacksocks

slacksocks by peon123 December 6, 2011

Slackalotagus 

A person who slacks alot, also referred to as a slackasaurus, commonly known for their saying they're going to do something, then not doing it.

Person A - Hey man, I thought Jordan said he was going to come to the gym tonight?

Person B - yeah he always says that, hes a slackalotagus

Slackalotagus by swagasaurusrex October 12, 2011

slickshot

one who displays effortless, sublime and smooth skills.

"Did you see that unbelievable move by (insert cool persons name here), WHAT A SLICKSHOT!

slickshot by eewheezy October 12, 2011

slackapotomus 

One who does the bare minimum to co-exist at work or situations that require effort.

Aaron is such a slackapotomus, I haven't seen him at work all day.

slackapotomus by imaginarybrain May 28, 2012