slackapotomus
slackapotomus by imaginarybrain May 28, 2012
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shankapotomus
Someone who can't keep the ball in play during a round of golf. Hitting the ball to the extreme right (slice) or extreme left (hook).
shankapotomus by nonshank-golfer October 31, 2009
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Skankapotomus
Noun used to describe an overweight slutty girl. These girls generally have pretty faces ,but more than the recommended amount of muffin top. Also know as Torrid girls, these girls can be mistaken for pretty while one is hammered. These are known as a "Chubby Chaser's Dream". Much of the time, a skankapotmomus wears loose clothing so one could only notice her massive breasts while hiding their 20 pounds of excess heft. These women are shady and sneaky about their extra lard. Approach with caution and these nuclear bombs will not go off on you. Waking up next to a skankapotomus is like waking up next to a tranny. Fool arounf with caution. Or a girl who is overweight but wears clothes for someone of a smaller staure.
Skankapotomus by theNAKEDtruth November 1, 2010
skankapotomus
1. A fat girl wearing slutty clothes meant for someone of an...ahem...smaller figure. Or worse, a fat girl wearing nothing at all, thinking it's sexy.
2. A girl who could easily wear a size 10 and look better than squeezing into a size 6. See muffin top, gunt, camel toe...you get the picture.
2. A girl who could easily wear a size 10 and look better than squeezing into a size 6. See muffin top, gunt, camel toe...you get the picture.
1. Jenn - Oh, Sweet Jesus...look at that fat whore!
Maya - Yeah - she's a total skankapotomus.
2. Jake - Dude, I was totally ridin' Jenn's ass last night.
Kyle - Yeah, she's such a skankapotomus, you wanna strip her just so you don't have to see her fat oozin' out.
Maya - Yeah - she's a total skankapotomus.
2. Jake - Dude, I was totally ridin' Jenn's ass last night.
Kyle - Yeah, she's such a skankapotomus, you wanna strip her just so you don't have to see her fat oozin' out.
skankapotomus by bigrederin February 18, 2008
skankapotomus
Derogatory term for a female of any race or age, who is tacky and trashy, usually carries a low-class status, has poor hygiene, is slutty, promiscuous, gives it up to everyone and is very fat, overweight or even obese. Usually they are dressed in clothes that are too small, flashy and revelaing of their weight problem, and they think they are hot.
skankapotomus by YOHO2 October 16, 2009
skankapotomus
Girl 1- im gunna wear this tube top red thong and skirt that shows halfmy ass when ii bend over. so guys knoee they can get it..
Girl 2- your such a skankapotomus
Girl 2- your such a skankapotomus
skankapotomus by whit_weezyy September 20, 2009
shankapotomus
Someone who makes a bet then upon losing makes up excuses tward the technicalities of the win...oh and they don't pay up.
winner: alright thats game man, now pay up.
loser: are you sure that last move was cool with the rules, i mean...
winner: oh come on..
loser: it was like on the wrong side..and.
winner: oh..dude..you are SUCH A SHANKAPOTOMUS.
loser: i know...
loser: are you sure that last move was cool with the rules, i mean...
winner: oh come on..
loser: it was like on the wrong side..and.
winner: oh..dude..you are SUCH A SHANKAPOTOMUS.
loser: i know...
shankapotomus by Moondog88 May 17, 2009
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