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Slackwit 

Someone who may be intelligent enough, but is intellectually lazy or undisciplined.
Man, what a slackwit! He rants on and on about politics, but he's never even bothered to find out what the candidates' stances on the issues are!
Slackwit by Krig the Viking February 26, 2009

slackitivity 

The action of doing nothing when you really should be doing something and not giving a fuck.
"Wow, that punk just urinated on da floor rather then going ta da bathroom! He got slackitivity, yo!"

Slackalotagus 

A person who slacks alot, also referred to as a slackasaurus, commonly known for their saying they're going to do something, then not doing it.
Person A - Hey man, I thought Jordan said he was going to come to the gym tonight?

Person B - yeah he always says that, hes a slackalotagus
Slackalotagus by swagasaurusrex October 12, 2011

slackitude

The act of, or state of being a slacker. Describes the attitude typically associated with being a slacker.

Most appropriately applies to one with no responsibilities, one that gets by pretending to be hard at work, or the co-worker that is found hanging out near the coffee machine for most of the day.
I just can't tolerate that guy's slackitude! If I were his manager, I'd sack him, no doubt.
slackitude by Sohail Mirza August 12, 2006

slackbitch 

Concatenation of slacker and bitch. A slackbitch is a person (generally female, but may be male) who is extremely lazy and prone to procrastination. The term is used as a playful, mocking insult, and is most often applied to oneself, not other people. Slackbitches are usually quite proud of being slackbitches.
I am such a slackbitch, I don't use hangers or drawers to hold my clothes, they just lie about on the floor in varying states of cleanliness.
slackbitch by Stephanie M. October 23, 2003

Slackbonics

Slackbonics - speaking as though you went to college, graduated AND went back for the Ph. D, never having sat in a single college lecture.
Ex: Person 1: "So, you hear Randy tell 'em how to fix that shit, all articulate-like?"

Person 2: "Yeah, that slackbonics goes right over my head most the time."