SlackShit 

Chatting over slack while shitting at the toilet.

Oshalaby: ahmgeek is slackshitting again on the fun channel.
Owahab: oh, we need some rest for god sake.

SlackShit by ahmgeek October 18, 2016

Slackwit 

Someone who may be intelligent enough, but is intellectually lazy or undisciplined.

Man, what a slackwit! He rants on and on about politics, but he's never even bothered to find out what the candidates' stances on the issues are!

Slackwit by Krig the Viking February 26, 2009

slickshit 

Slickshit is a term used to call out anybody who is demonstrating shady or downright wrong behavior right out in the open.

I saw your slickshit move on that girl.

slickshit by DMack2018 June 3, 2018

SACOSHIT 

(Spoiled American Children Offered Sustenance, Housing, I-Phones, & Transportation)

That strange in-between group of multi-slackers that feed off their families and offer little to society but scorn and parental spending dollars.

"Jonathan is unemployed and sleeps till noon, eating Mom's food, driving her car, and begging for money. He's a real loser... but a fabulous example of a SACOSHIT!"

SACOSHIT by Baby Boomer AstroBrat January 5, 2009

slapshit 

Coined by the Nostalgia Critic in his review of Home Alone 3 to describe John Hughes' later work, slapshit refers to movies that rely heavily on physical (slapstick) humour, but fail to entertain with it.

NC: What happened? He was like THE voice, and then he got lost to this slapstick inspired shit, or slapshit as I like to call it.

His performance was right out of a slapshit movie.

slapshit by NanashiBaka October 17, 2010

slackitivity 

The action of doing nothing when you really should be doing something and not giving a fuck.

"Wow, that punk just urinated on da floor rather then going ta da bathroom! He got slackitivity, yo!"

slackitivity by the blue hatt, baby May 7, 2004

slackenitis 

A very severe condition of being a slacker. Commonly diagnosed by continual refusal to work, be helpful, or show energy for getting things done. Unable to complete a job from start to finish. Is highly contagious in the workplace, home, or anywhere productivity is commonplace.

Some other symptoms are: Asking other employees over to your water cooler bringing them away from doing work also.(aka - slackenitis's desk to play music, talk about bands, or any other non-work related subjects)

Slackenitis:

Joshua I can't come to work today (usually on Monday or Friday), as I have headache.

BOSS Do you have some sort of medical condition causing these headaches every Monday and Friday?

Joshua Yes, I have shaky leg syndrome, which leads to headaches on Mondays and Fridays.

BOSS Please stay home, as I think you have slackenitis, and we don't want it to spread to the other employees.

(People use lots of different excuses when they have slackenitis, including: headache, son/daughter is sick, shaky leg syndrome, traffic is bad etc.)

slackenitis by Supervisor August 16, 2007