slackocide 

X-ers teetering off their crastcally placated, whack, tarty lemon dependencies. It may have hyper-active side-effects if injested by a Y-er.

"Bob, would you like some slackocide for those rug burns before I go for the take-down?" Ralph exionnated before(big surprise) Natalie Wooding his hot shit off to the side.

slackocide by enviroman July 14, 2011

snackcident 

Accidentally eating more food than was originally desired.

"I got so hungry waiting for the pizza guy that I ate a whole bag of chips. I guess I had a little snackcident."

snackcident by Case-Sensitive March 15, 2009

snackcidents 

1. various snacks that one buys in preparation for a long car ride in case traffic-causing automotive accidents delay their opportunity to snack.

"Ah, man I'm starving! But this accident is leaving the freeway so congested!"

"Don't worry bro, I brought snackcidents! Trailmix anyone?"

snackcidents by submonkeys August 14, 2012

slackcident

Bad deed occuring when a pair of pants, usually slacks, get ripped in public, causing embarassment and dismay.

Dan:"I went out to buy lunch and wondered why everyone on the street was staring at my butt then I get home and oh. oh no."
Phil: "That's a very bad slackcident!"

slackcident by morningale December 17, 2015

slackidemic

An epidemic of slacking. Used to describe slacking on a large and often disastrous scale.

Despite the urgency of escalating health care costs, there seems to be a slackidemic among those in power preventing any meaningful action from being taken.

slackidemic by Ifni August 31, 2006

Snackcident 

When you haven been planning on eating but you accidentally do.

I was walking pass my kitchen, minding my own business when I slipped and fell with my open mouth into box of donuts.
Tim, "where's my donuts?"
Monika, " I had a little snackcident "

Snackcident by Montheweasel December 19, 2015

Snackcident 

When during a drunken eating binge, the situation goes terribly awry...

Schultz,"Dude, what happened to your couch?"

Chris, "Sarah was all fucked and she had a Snackcident, she spilled chili all over the place..."

Schultz, "Damn! that blows, were you pissed?"

Chris, "Na, you know Sarah, she is very Snackcident prone.."

Snackcident by Edgar666 November 23, 2009