Definitions by enviroman
fuck
'Frolic' spoken quickly with a thick Scottish accent or by a body with no front teeth, it is phonetically interpretted and then written in English as it sounds.
lead in his head
"Maybe the lead in his head will gently bend the branch down to the ground before he finds out what it takes to make it to heaven."
lead in his head by enviroman September 22, 2011
on mah settee buddah
Chanted imperative when sitting down is needed. No droning allowed please. And no musical chairs; everyone who needs to must, wherever.
Elderly patrona: "Excuse me you strapping young lad, but would you be so kind ..."
Seated lame-ass: "On mah settee buddah."
Seated lame-ass: "On mah settee buddah."
on mah settee buddah by enviroman September 22, 2011
slackocide
X-ers teetering off their crastcally placated, whack, tarty lemon dependencies. It may have hyper-active side-effects if injested by a Y-er.
"Bob, would you like some slackocide for those rug burns before I go for the take-down?" Ralph exionnated before(big surprise) Natalie Wooding his hot shit off to the side.
slackocide by enviroman July 14, 2011
frank
She made me wear frank, but I needed to cry a little because I thought Daddy was trying to turn me into a dog or something, you know, so if you could remove that photo from your secret frank shrine, I won't press the button, O.K.?
crastic plates
Hon, I'm sure there are plenty of bears in the park who'd love to spend the weekend with those crastic plates.
crastic plates by enviroman June 29, 2011
I'll be a dipped twat in a pig's pocket
Comparison to being like a precocious child who very blatantly does what it takes to get some shakes: literally, putting your hand in his/her pocket and fishing for it. Too young and/or stupid to be embarrassed.
Well, I'll be a dipped twat in a pig's pocket if that ain't the prettiest smile I've seen since my last round 'about this corner.
I'll be a dipped twat in a pig's pocket by enviroman June 29, 2011