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squelch

That sound Raquel Welch makes when she suddenly gets excited.
Did you hear it when she squelched just when the water begin showering her shoulder?
by enviroman June 21, 2011
mugGet the squelchmug.

Boil

A boy. A male child prostitute who usually is working in exchange for drugs.
Your boil tried to pimp me.
by enviroman June 23, 2011
mugGet the Boilmug.

crastic plates

Those things we never have to wash after dinner.
Hon, I'm sure there are plenty of bears in the park who'd love to spend the weekend with those crastic plates.
by enviroman June 29, 2011
mugGet the crastic platesmug.

slackocide

X-ers teetering off their crastcally placated, whack, tarty lemon dependencies. It may have hyper-active side-effects if injested by a Y-er.
"Bob, would you like some slackocide for those rug burns before I go for the take-down?" Ralph exionnated before(big surprise) Natalie Wooding his hot shit off to the side.
by enviroman July 14, 2011
mugGet the slackocidemug.

on mah settee buddah

Chanted imperative when sitting down is needed. No droning allowed please. And no musical chairs; everyone who needs to must, wherever.
Elderly patrona: "Excuse me you strapping young lad, but would you be so kind ..."

Seated lame-ass: "On mah settee buddah."
by enviroman September 22, 2011
mugGet the on mah settee buddahmug.

frank

the original bunny suit your aunt sent you that you had to wear or you'd get no presents.
She made me wear frank, but I needed to cry a little because I thought Daddy was trying to turn me into a dog or something, you know, so if you could remove that photo from your secret frank shrine, I won't press the button, O.K.?
by enviroman June 29, 2011
mugGet the frankmug.

I'll be a dipped twat in a pig's pocket

Comparison to being like a precocious child who very blatantly does what it takes to get some shakes: literally, putting your hand in his/her pocket and fishing for it. Too young and/or stupid to be embarrassed.
Well, I'll be a dipped twat in a pig's pocket if that ain't the prettiest smile I've seen since my last round 'about this corner.
by enviroman June 29, 2011
mugGet the I'll be a dipped twat in a pig's pocketmug.

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