enviroman's definitions

slackocide

X-ers teetering off their crastcally placated, whack, tarty lemon dependencies. It may have hyper-active side-effects if injested by a Y-er.

"Bob, would you like some slackocide for those rug burns before I go for the take-down?" Ralph exionnated before(big surprise) Natalie Wooding his hot shit off to the side.

by enviroman July 14, 2011

oiks

Oikophobic meta-cognizant uttering. Afraid to go back inside or wanting to leave but weather-prone, kind of like getting the heebie jeebies but before its about to happen.

Oiks, those drabbies are curtailing my view," as in curtains making a window treatment need acne. Or "Oiks, I gotta get out of here.

by enviroman June 21, 2011

squelch

That sound Raquel Welch makes when she suddenly gets excited.

Did you hear it when she squelched just when the water begin showering her shoulder?

by enviroman June 21, 2011

Goible

Kind story made up to cover-up or smooth over a goil's drug and/or prostitution activity.

Her scrabble-squabble perched a nice goible over her scarlet letter.

by enviroman June 23, 2011

gem

What someone calls a piece of shit being passed off as the piece. Sometimes used in retrospect to glorify a one-of-a-kind shining moment and/or a person's fuck-up in the attempt. Priceless. A riot.

That's one gem of a car you've got there ... you push and I'll steer." Or "When she took the candy, that was a fucking gem."

by enviroman June 23, 2011

Boil

A boy. A male child prostitute who usually is working in exchange for drugs.

Your boil tried to pimp me.

by enviroman June 23, 2011

frank

the original bunny suit your aunt sent you that you had to wear or you'd get no presents.

She made me wear frank, but I needed to cry a little because I thought Daddy was trying to turn me into a dog or something, you know, so if you could remove that photo from your secret frank shrine, I won't press the button, O.K.?

by enviroman June 29, 2011