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splackcident

(noun) an unfortunate incident that occurs when one unexpectedly and unintentionally ejaculates into his partners vagina, typically resulting in pregnancy.
"Dude I think I forgot to pull out last night!"

"Oh shit man you better go get some plan B after that splackcident."
by Dadaddy October 4, 2016
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snackcident

Accidentally eating more food than was originally desired.
"I got so hungry waiting for the pizza guy that I ate a whole bag of chips. I guess I had a little snackcident."
by Case-Sensitive March 15, 2009
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snackcidents

1. various snacks that one buys in preparation for a long car ride in case traffic-causing automotive accidents delay their opportunity to snack.
"Ah, man I'm starving! But this accident is leaving the freeway so congested!"

"Don't worry bro, I brought snackcidents! Trailmix anyone?"
by submonkeys August 14, 2012
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slackcident

Bad deed occuring when a pair of pants, usually slacks, get ripped in public, causing embarassment and dismay.
Dan:"I went out to buy lunch and wondered why everyone on the street was staring at my butt then I get home and oh. oh no."
Phil: "That's a very bad slackcident!"
by morningale December 17, 2015
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Snackcident

When you haven been planning on eating but you accidentally do.
I was walking pass my kitchen, minding my own business when I slipped and fell with my open mouth into box of donuts.
Tim, "where's my donuts?"
Monika, " I had a little snackcident "
by Montheweasel December 19, 2015
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Snackcident

When during a drunken eating binge, the situation goes terribly awry...
Schultz,"Dude, what happened to your couch?"

Chris, "Sarah was all fucked and she had a Snackcident, she spilled chili all over the place..."

Schultz, "Damn! that blows, were you pissed?"

Chris, "Na, you know Sarah, she is very Snackcident prone.."
by Edgar666 November 23, 2009
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snackcident

Having an accident while attempting to serve and/or eat snacks.
Bar Patron: Do you have any snacks?
Bartender: Sure. (Starts to scoop snacks and spills them all over the bar and behind the bar).
Restaurant Server: (walking by) Oops, looks like you had a snackcident!
by Server girl September 8, 2009
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