splackcident 

(noun) an unfortunate incident that occurs when one unexpectedly and unintentionally ejaculates into his partners vagina, typically resulting in pregnancy.

"Dude I think I forgot to pull out last night!"

"Oh shit man you better go get some plan B after that splackcident."

splackcident by Dadaddy October 4, 2016

snackcident 

Accidentally eating more food than was originally desired.

"I got so hungry waiting for the pizza guy that I ate a whole bag of chips. I guess I had a little snackcident."

snackcident by Case-Sensitive March 15, 2009

snackcidents 

1. various snacks that one buys in preparation for a long car ride in case traffic-causing automotive accidents delay their opportunity to snack.

"Ah, man I'm starving! But this accident is leaving the freeway so congested!"

"Don't worry bro, I brought snackcidents! Trailmix anyone?"

snackcidents by submonkeys August 14, 2012

slackcident

Bad deed occuring when a pair of pants, usually slacks, get ripped in public, causing embarassment and dismay.

Dan:"I went out to buy lunch and wondered why everyone on the street was staring at my butt then I get home and oh. oh no."
Phil: "That's a very bad slackcident!"

slackcident by morningale December 17, 2015

Snackcident 

When you haven been planning on eating but you accidentally do.

I was walking pass my kitchen, minding my own business when I slipped and fell with my open mouth into box of donuts.
Tim, "where's my donuts?"
Monika, " I had a little snackcident "

Snackcident by Montheweasel December 19, 2015

Snackcident 

When during a drunken eating binge, the situation goes terribly awry...

Schultz,"Dude, what happened to your couch?"

Chris, "Sarah was all fucked and she had a Snackcident, she spilled chili all over the place..."

Schultz, "Damn! that blows, were you pissed?"

Chris, "Na, you know Sarah, she is very Snackcident prone.."

Snackcident by Edgar666 November 23, 2009

snackcident 

Having an accident while attempting to serve and/or eat snacks.

Bar Patron: Do you have any snacks?
Bartender: Sure. (Starts to scoop snacks and spills them all over the bar and behind the bar).
Restaurant Server: (walking by) Oops, looks like you had a snackcident!

snackcident by Server girl September 8, 2009