Slickicide 

The act of killing a group of absolute units.

I’m going to commit slickicide on the football team.

Slickicide by slicknick22 December 11, 2018

suckicide 

Purposefully failing at a video game because you're in over your head, and just want to get it over with.

"I knew I'd never beat this level, so I committed suckicide. Here, it's your turn."

suckicide by Melony Sweetcheeks August 18, 2009

sickicide 

when you'll do anything to get sick because you know you're on the edge of being sick or you just dont want to have to go to work/school/meetings etc.

"hey i heard kelly was really with the cold"
*chelsea runs over to kelly*
"cough on me bitchh"
"but you're commiting sickicide!"
"i need to be sick now do it"
*cough*
-the next day-
"hey mom, i REALLY dont feel good, can i stay home"

sickicide by da name's peaches bitchess January 5, 2009

slackcident

Bad deed occuring when a pair of pants, usually slacks, get ripped in public, causing embarassment and dismay.

Dan:"I went out to buy lunch and wondered why everyone on the street was staring at my butt then I get home and oh. oh no."
Phil: "That's a very bad slackcident!"

slackcident by morningale December 17, 2015

suckicide 

Suicide due to perfectionism.

Steve committed suckicide last month because he got a 35 on the ACT.

suckicide by manformallyknownasJesus May 26, 2010

stickicide

—The Killing of a stickfigure
—Title of the small analog horror “Stickicide”

“Yo ima commit stickicide”
“Are you drunk again?”
“Yes’nt”

stickicide by SnapperAdapter January 15, 2024

slackocide 

X-ers teetering off their crastcally placated, whack, tarty lemon dependencies. It may have hyper-active side-effects if injested by a Y-er.

"Bob, would you like some slackocide for those rug burns before I go for the take-down?" Ralph exionnated before(big surprise) Natalie Wooding his hot shit off to the side.

slackocide by enviroman July 14, 2011