A particularly un-savoury fishy/yogurty type substance found under ones finger nails after being with a lady who's feminine hygiene is not top of the agenda.

Byrneside: "I had a bastard of a job gettin the scunnit from under me nails after pullin that new barmaid the other night".
Sharpy: "I know, the dirty, acky, reesty, fishy scunt!

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Skunning

When an underage girl goes to a park, lane or other secluded area after school, still in her uniform, pulls down her trousers and knickers, bends over and invites anyone to come along and have sex with her from behind.
In Skunning culture, it is understood that the girl is offering herself freely to anyone regardless of age. This can make girls an easy target for paedophiles and many believe it promotes paedophilia.
Skunning is often referred to as “dogging for kids”.
Started in England and Wales, now being reported in other European countries, notably France and Norway.

Underage girl: I'm going skunning tonight

Skunning by PoetryRaven March 14, 2009

skinnitude

A combination of "skinny" and "attitude"; the loud, boisterous, obnoxious arrogance often displayed by skinny "beautiful people" with low to no intelligence and/or small sexual attributes such as breasts or penises'. This is very common; many thin people often try to compensate for their insecurity with their mental and/or sexual triviality by loudly and cruelly berating "overweight" people.

"oh no he didn't just say that, that skinny ass moron on this talk show better just get over his tiny penis and own up to his skinnitude"

skinnitude by dontyouknowit April 23, 2010

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skinnitude

A word fat kids use to describe people who bullied them at school.

Fat guy: Oh man Terry has pretty a bad skinnitude, he keeps calling me fat
Normal guy: Terry is right, you are fat!

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Skinnitus

A condition that makes you very anorexic amd malnourished looking.

Skinnitus:
Ruban do you have skinnitus?

Skinnitus by Chinky Bimmy BRAY January 20, 2020

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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