Skinnitus

A condition that makes you very anorexic amd malnourished looking.

Skinnitus:
Ruban do you have skinnitus?

by Chinky Bimmy BRAY January 20, 2020

Blonde Skinnies

Former high school track runners who happen to be blonde. They have a rapid metabolism that operates based off of pure stupidity. They enjoy American cuisine. Farting through thin sweatpants is a large part of their repertoire.

Those hyper blonde skinnies have such low IQs.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 27, 2018

Skinnilisous

Where your able to suck in the fat and be able to look skinny.

This dumbass bitch is so skinnilisous i can't see their fat anymore.

by iwanttosuckurlongassdicksobad December 6, 2020

skinnypussyin

When someone is acting like a bit of a pussy for no apparent reason. For example, when you want to order a pizza but don't want to have to call the pizza place yourself. This person is known as a "Skinnypussy"

"Mum, can you call the pizza place and order this pizza for me?"
"Quit skinnypussyin and do it your damn self"

by Skinnypussy May 24, 2016

The skinniest legends

“The skinniest legends” is a group chat composed on instagram by fat people. They released 3 singles up from their upcoming self titled album “the skinniest legends”, one of them being “Deco bitches” which received 10 platinum plaques and topped the instagram explore page. The group chat is currently run by : “@60sdeath”, “@radiocola”,”@pastventura”,”@tropicodaze”, deactivated account “@moteldeath”, “@lizzystrailer” ,”@sleepingwithwitches”,”@lolitaslolly”,”@ridingtheride”,”@lanadelrey and her @honeymoon account” , as well as “@70s.delrey”,”@highbyethebeach”,”@tropicobaby”,”@lanaismybestfriend”,”@gayjailer”,”@lustforfroots” , “@missborntolose”, “@groupielover” and “@delreydisease”.

•“Mom, can i preorder the skinniest legends album?, its 10,99 dollars!”
•“Did you hear the skinniest legends new song? Its really skinny!”
•”lanaismygod to neohumanism : did you hear about the skinny legends? They are so ratchet! I’m CaLliNg ThE CoPs!”

by Lust for froots September 15, 2018

skintitis

An extremely severe condition resulting in complete loss of funds for those infected, if left untreated this can be fatal.

Symptoms usually start occuring around the 7th of each month following a salary payment and will remain until a further injection of cash is received.

Prognosis is the patient will suffer greatly for 3 weeks until they receive a critical injection of cash. This is usually only a temporary cure.

Other symptoms include an overwhelming urge to give away all your money to random people who do not care about you.

Serious symptoms to look out for are the patient randomly saying things such as:

"what can you do?" "I need a win" "I'll save some next month" "they are ok" "im cutting them right back"

Should you notice these symptoms in a patient, then unfortunately skintitis is now untreatable and the patient is destined for a slow and painful demise and will eventually succumb to skintitis within 6-12 months.

"Its only the 5th and hes scheming to get money already, the skintitis must be setting in early"

by Egon Moanay November 24, 2020

Skinniest Fat Chick

Someone who doesn't have any perspective on their own life because of the group of people they were surrounded by. The skinniest girl in a group of fat chicks for example would consider herself thin by comparison.

She's definitely the skinniest fat chick of that group, she 'only' got two baby daddy's

by skinny fat girl August 6, 2009