skullocks

1. a shortening of "skull buttocks"
2. a reaction that can be used for any sentence, positive or negative

Adin: "My dog just got hit by a car."
Bob: "skullocks"

Charlie: "I just won the lottery!"
Dan: "skullocks"

skullocks by skullocks January 28, 2024

Skullonoscopy 

Removing ones head out of thine ass.

It sure would be nice if Johnny would perform a Skullonoscopy on himself today

Skullonoscopy by Drkryptonite May 23, 2018

betty swollocks 

Betty Swollocks is a spoonerism derived from sweaty bollocks.

Betty Swollocks. Similar in style to Tin and Gonic.

betty swollocks by Delboy123 August 30, 2008

shollocks 

An exclamation combining the words "shite" and "bollocks." Often used in anger.

"Shollocks! I've lost my keys"

shollocks by Onikage October 6, 2006

swollocks 

British. Swollen bollocks; overfull testicles, cliffhangers. Together with heightened aggression, cold-sweating and the shakes, symptomatic of DSB.

I gave him a right punt up the swollocks, mam.

swollocks by Lord Grimcock September 14, 2007

Betty swallocks 

A sweating of the bollocks

Shit man! that session gave me Betty Swallocks init!

Betty swallocks by frankf urta February 26, 2011

spollocks

a meal originating from macedonia which is made up of spaghetti and human testicles.

spaghetti + bollocks = spollocks.
very simple.

Roger: "What's for dinner?"
Dave: "Spollocks."
Roger: "What's that?"
Dave: "A meal originating from Macedonia which is made up of spaghetti and human testicles."
Roger: "That sounds like a load of spollocks."
Dave: "Shut your face, you're not funny."

spollocks by shnix January 7, 2009