skullocks

1. a shortening of "skull buttocks"
2. a reaction that can be used for any sentence, positive or negative

Adin: "My dog just got hit by a car."
Bob: "skullocks"

Charlie: "I just won the lottery!"
Dan: "skullocks"

by skullocks January 28, 2024

Skullonoscopy

Removing ones head out of thine ass.

It sure would be nice if Johnny would perform a Skullonoscopy on himself today

by Drkryptonite May 23, 2018

betty swollocks

Betty Swollocks is a spoonerism derived from sweaty bollocks.

Betty Swollocks. Similar in style to Tin and Gonic.

by Delboy123 August 30, 2008

shollocks

An exclamation combining the words "shite" and "bollocks." Often used in anger.

"Shollocks! I've lost my keys"

by Onikage October 6, 2006

swollocks

British. Swollen bollocks; overfull testicles, cliffhangers. Together with heightened aggression, cold-sweating and the shakes, symptomatic of DSB.

I gave him a right punt up the swollocks, mam.

by Lord Grimcock September 14, 2007

Betty swallocks

A sweating of the bollocks

Shit man! that session gave me Betty Swallocks init!

by frankf urta February 26, 2011

spollocks

a meal originating from macedonia which is made up of spaghetti and human testicles.

spaghetti + bollocks = spollocks.
very simple.

Roger: "What's for dinner?"
Dave: "Spollocks."
Roger: "What's that?"
Dave: "A meal originating from Macedonia which is made up of spaghetti and human testicles."
Roger: "That sounds like a load of spollocks."
Dave: "Shut your face, you're not funny."

by shnix January 7, 2009