smollocks

a term for not having much storage space.

i just moved house but i'm going to have to get rid of some things because i've got smollocks.

by listypoos November 4, 2004

betty swollocks

Betty Swollocks is a spoonerism derived from sweaty bollocks.

Betty Swollocks. Similar in style to Tin and Gonic.

by Delboy123 August 30, 2008

shollocks

An exclamation combining the words "shite" and "bollocks." Often used in anger.

"Shollocks! I've lost my keys"

by Onikage October 6, 2006

swollocks

British. Swollen bollocks; overfull testicles, cliffhangers. Together with heightened aggression, cold-sweating and the shakes, symptomatic of DSB.

I gave him a right punt up the swollocks, mam.

by Lord Grimcock September 14, 2007

Betty swallocks

A sweating of the bollocks

Shit man! that session gave me Betty Swallocks init!

by frankf urta February 26, 2011

spollocks

a meal originating from macedonia which is made up of spaghetti and human testicles.

spaghetti + bollocks = spollocks.
very simple.

Roger: "What's for dinner?"
Dave: "Spollocks."
Roger: "What's that?"
Dave: "A meal originating from Macedonia which is made up of spaghetti and human testicles."
Roger: "That sounds like a load of spollocks."
Dave: "Shut your face, you're not funny."

by shnix January 7, 2009

sloblocks

Word thought to have been invented by British comedian Stephen Fry, in a comedy sketch parodising the British game show Countdown, where he used that word as the conundrum. The presenter of Countdown, the late Richard Whiteley, said that Sloblocks was his favourite swear word in an unaired promotion for Channel 4. It could be used as a substitute for 'bollocks'.

That's a load of sloblocks

by David Kuling November 1, 2005