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a meal originating from macedonia which is made up of spaghetti and human testicles.

spaghetti + bollocks = spollocks.
very simple.
Roger: "What's for dinner?"
Dave: "Spollocks."
Roger: "What's that?"
Dave: "A meal originating from Macedonia which is made up of spaghetti and human testicles."
Roger: "That sounds like a load of spollocks."
Dave: "Shut your face, you're not funny."
spollocks by shnix January 7, 2009
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spotlocking

Often used in first person shooter games, "spotlocking" is when a player sits somewhere and aiming directly at a passage of some sort and therefore "spotlocking" that area.

It could be a doorway or a tunnel for example, and players that runs through the passege are easily shot down.

"Spotlocking" is mostly used by some camper noob who cannot get enough kills.
"OMG, some n00b is spotlocking the door, I can't get through"

"Guys I need some kills, I think I'll spotlock this corner"
spotlocking by Imbapwnn00b January 4, 2010

plastic pollocks 

Yard decorations that pink flamingos have in their front yard..(think about it!)
pink flamingos birds are tired of people putting statues decorations of them in the front of their yards, so now they have plastic pollocks in front of their homes!

betty swollocks 

Betty Swollocks is a spoonerism derived from sweaty bollocks.
Betty Swollocks. Similar in style to Tin and Gonic.
betty swollocks by Delboy123 August 30, 2008

shollocks 

An exclamation combining the words "shite" and "bollocks." Often used in anger.
"Shollocks! I've lost my keys"
shollocks by Onikage October 6, 2006

swollocks 

British. Swollen bollocks; overfull testicles, cliffhangers. Together with heightened aggression, cold-sweating and the shakes, symptomatic of DSB.
I gave him a right punt up the swollocks, mam.
swollocks by Lord Grimcock September 14, 2007

Betty swallocks 

Shit man! that session gave me Betty Swallocks init!
Betty swallocks by frankf urta February 26, 2011