spollocks

a meal originating from macedonia which is made up of spaghetti and human testicles.

spaghetti + bollocks = spollocks.
very simple.

Roger: "What's for dinner?"
Dave: "Spollocks."
Roger: "What's that?"
Dave: "A meal originating from Macedonia which is made up of spaghetti and human testicles."
Roger: "That sounds like a load of spollocks."
Dave: "Shut your face, you're not funny."

by shnix January 7, 2009

spotlocking

Often used in first person shooter games, "spotlocking" is when a player sits somewhere and aiming directly at a passage of some sort and therefore "spotlocking" that area.

It could be a doorway or a tunnel for example, and players that runs through the passege are easily shot down.

"Spotlocking" is mostly used by some camper noob who cannot get enough kills.

"OMG, some n00b is spotlocking the door, I can't get through"

"Guys I need some kills, I think I'll spotlock this corner"

by Imbapwnn00b January 4, 2010

plastic pollocks

Yard decorations that pink flamingos have in their front yard..(think about it!)

pink flamingos birds are tired of people putting statues decorations of them in the front of their yards, so now they have plastic pollocks in front of their homes!

by truckintim87 April 8, 2009

betty swollocks

Betty Swollocks is a spoonerism derived from sweaty bollocks.

Betty Swollocks. Similar in style to Tin and Gonic.

by Delboy123 August 30, 2008

shollocks

An exclamation combining the words "shite" and "bollocks." Often used in anger.

"Shollocks! I've lost my keys"

by Onikage October 6, 2006

swollocks

British. Swollen bollocks; overfull testicles, cliffhangers. Together with heightened aggression, cold-sweating and the shakes, symptomatic of DSB.

I gave him a right punt up the swollocks, mam.

by Lord Grimcock September 14, 2007

Betty swallocks

A sweating of the bollocks

Shit man! that session gave me Betty Swallocks init!

by frankf urta February 26, 2011