skonf

1. (n) A video and/or VOIP conference using the Skype protocol/network
2. (v) To establish or engage in a video or VOIP conference using the Skype protocol/network

Ex. 1 - Join the skonf, man! Everyone's doing it!!
Ex. 2 - No thanks, I don't really want to skonf right now.

by skrateup November 5, 2010

skoof

In Russian contemporary slang, the word means a kind of nasty man about 30-50 years old, looking older than he actually is, due to bad physical condition, obesity, baldness, smoking, bad job, ugly wife and three kids etc.

- Мы выехали на скейтах за пивом с корешем, до меня скуф доебался, что я в его жирную жену врезался. А хули она делала на дорожке для велосипедистов? Ну мы ему дали пару лещей и укатили.
- We've started out our way for some beer with my buddy on the skateboards, a skoof niggled on me because I've slammed into his fat wife. What the fuck did she do on the cycle lane? Well, we gave him a couple of bitchslaps and rolled away.

by 44t454545 November 12, 2022

whistling skinflaps

1. A pussy whistle.

2. The result of a queef.

I was awoken buy the sound of whistling skinflaps.

by WKid May 24, 2006

skinfant

A term that one refers to their pet if it does not contain hair or fur

I have to leave work because my skinfant needs a walk

by Mldsg April 1, 2020

skinfolk

Someone who is of your own race or skin colour but not your family or friends , probably not someone you even like

All my skinfolk are not my kinfolk

by Deebaby January 18, 2017

Skonot

Slapping someones ass

1: hey man
*slap*
2: dude are you gay?
1: nah its a skonot

by Fabascunde August 22, 2020

Skonk

An especially sallacious woman who is prone to engaging in activities typically refused by the average skank, e.g. wearing a trashbag decorated with cum while giving Jared Leto a rim job

Dood, check out the girl giving Robin Williams a handy in the car wash! What a skonk!

by skonkx7 December 12, 2010