skoof 

In Russian contemporary slang, the word means a kind of nasty man about 30-50 years old, looking older than he actually is, due to bad physical condition, obesity, baldness, smoking, bad job, ugly wife and three kids etc.

- Мы выехали на скейтах за пивом с корешем, до меня скуф доебался, что я в его жирную жену врезался. А хули она делала на дорожке для велосипедистов? Ну мы ему дали пару лещей и укатили.
- We've started out our way for some beer with my buddy on the skateboards, a skoof niggled on me because I've slammed into his fat wife. What the fuck did she do on the cycle lane? Well, we gave him a couple of bitchslaps and rolled away.

skoof by 44t454545 November 12, 2022

Skoof 

A name given to many players of World of Warcraft that have both TUSKS and FEET. Often used as a derogatory term.

Man you're being such a skoof, get away from me you aren't getting any epix.

Skoof by RojarIsKing June 30, 2007

Skoof 

A word/synonym for bitch. Something you’d say to your elders or peers so you wouldn’t get in trouble

Teacher: THATS IT IM CALLING YOUR PARENTS

Kid: I didn’t even do anything wrong

Other kid: Ikr what a skoof

Skoof by Guesstheynevermisshuh? November 23, 2018

Skoof 

The act of sick burning. (Ice Burn)

Oh man he Skoof'd you so bad, you didn't even have a comeback!

Skoof by Skoofz September 27, 2007

sKoof 

of or pertaining to palatial regalia

anything of or pertaining to anything at all

I'm a sKoof, you're a sKoof, here and there everyone a sKoof, sKoof..

sKoof by Mpizza February 5, 2010

skoof 

skoof is the new skeet. too many people said skeet, so we needed skoof. it can mean either good or bad.

"Shit i got an F on my geometery test even though i studied"
"Dude thats hella skoof."

OR

"Hey i got an A on my geometery test"
"Nice dude! Skoof!"

skoof by poloplaya100 April 27, 2006

Super Skookum 

A very large amount of cum.

Kody loved the super skookum load that his boyfriend blasted onto his face.

Super Skookum by rainbowking January 30, 2023