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by Swayydddklinker October 5, 2016
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skitchin my fitchin

John: Yo I wanna go get a burger. You skitchin my fitchin?
Tyrone: Yea dawg i’m skitchin ya fitchin. Let’s go to McDonalds.
by MakAttack42069 December 28, 2019
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Stitchens

Stitchens is a word for fornicating.

You give a girl the stitchens!

Its like givin her da POUND cake doe!
"Yo, tonight I got a fine girl comin over and I'm going to give her the stitchens!"
"Baby when i see you i got a surprise for you". - she answers what? Imma give u the stitchens! ...then he stitches her... girl answers...I love the stitchens!"
"I just stitched Zuheily."
"Man i haven't stitched in a while, i need some stitchens doe!"
"Hey Julito stitched 2 girls in one night doe!
by BigB0i October 5, 2011
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skitching

(1) the act of being pulled by a vehicle (car, truck, tractor, etc.) while either riding on a skateboard, skates, bicycle, handcart, etc.

(2) the act of being dragged from the rear bumper of a vehicle during winter months when there is a lot of snow present. Children do this by waiting at stop signs to grab onto unsuspecting cars while they stop and being dragged while sliding their feet on the snow.
So, I slammed on my breaks when I saw the kid skitching on my bumper and he slid right under the car.
by smartypants October 7, 2004
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skitching the wagon

A period of deliberate abstinence from alcohol to assuage concerns that the subject is an alcoholic, only to resume drinking the moment no one is looking. The act of faking sobriety.

Derived from 'skitching' (skate hitching, i.e. grabbing onto a car for momentum while skateboarding or rollerblading) and the 'wagon' metaphor for sobriety (on the wagon, fall off the wagon, etc).
"Happy Humpday, Bill. Skitching the wagon again, I see."
"I haven't had so much as an O'Doul's in days. If these goddamn inspectors aren't out of here by Monday, I'm gonna lose my fuckin' mind."
"Wanna smell my flask? There's nothing in it, but-"
*grab* *SSSSSNNNNNNIF* "Oooohhh..."
by David Davids0n March 3, 2010
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skritches

The act of scratching a pet in a quick motion by making a opening and closing claw motion. Like scratching/itching at the same time.
Hey kitty, want some skritches?
by Dmanusos March 1, 2018
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shmitchen

Babe, this apartment is terrible... did you see the shmitchen?
by The Saint89 April 9, 2009
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