Skitchen

#1. An imaginary word that J-Lowe created

#2. Twitchy Skin

Your twins are skitchen!

by Jlowe03 December 25, 2008

skitchin my fitchin

you down?
ya dig?
ya wit me?

John: Yo I wanna go get a burger. You skitchin my fitchin?
Tyrone: Yea dawg i’m skitchin ya fitchin. Let’s go to McDonalds.

by MakAttack42069 December 28, 2019

Briggsy's Kitchen

A television series shown on Channel 4. Loosely based on Hell's Kitchen it features the famous artist Briggsy as head chef. The contestants have to impress Briggsy by cooking meals using their own jizz. Briggsy tests all the dishes whilst playing with his little scabby cock. He awards points for taste and presentation. The winner is permitted to fellate Briggsy in Tate Modern whilst hundreds of onlookers cheer and shout arty slogans.

Are you off to Tate Modern, Quentin?

Certainly am, Benjy. The winner of Briggsy's Kitchen is receiving his prize this afternoon.

by colin cummerbund May 9, 2009

Stitchens

Stitchens is a word for fornicating.

You give a girl the stitchens!

Its like givin her da POUND cake doe!

"Yo, tonight I got a fine girl comin over and I'm going to give her the stitchens!"
"Baby when i see you i got a surprise for you". - she answers what? Imma give u the stitchens! ...then he stitches her... girl answers...I love the stitchens!"
"I just stitched Zuheily."
"Man i haven't stitched in a while, i need some stitchens doe!"
"Hey Julito stitched 2 girls in one night doe!

by BigB0i October 5, 2011

skitching

(1) the act of being pulled by a vehicle (car, truck, tractor, etc.) while either riding on a skateboard, skates, bicycle, handcart, etc.

(2) the act of being dragged from the rear bumper of a vehicle during winter months when there is a lot of snow present. Children do this by waiting at stop signs to grab onto unsuspecting cars while they stop and being dragged while sliding their feet on the snow.

So, I slammed on my breaks when I saw the kid skitching on my bumper and he slid right under the car.

by smartypants October 7, 2004

skitching the wagon

A period of deliberate abstinence from alcohol to assuage concerns that the subject is an alcoholic, only to resume drinking the moment no one is looking. The act of faking sobriety.

Derived from 'skitching' (skate hitching, i.e. grabbing onto a car for momentum while skateboarding or rollerblading) and the 'wagon' metaphor for sobriety (on the wagon, fall off the wagon, etc).

"Happy Humpday, Bill. Skitching the wagon again, I see."
"I haven't had so much as an O'Doul's in days. If these goddamn inspectors aren't out of here by Monday, I'm gonna lose my fuckin' mind."
"Wanna smell my flask? There's nothing in it, but-"
*grab* *SSSSSNNNNNNIF* "Oooohhh..."

by David Davids0n March 3, 2010

Hell's Kitchen

Hell's Kitchen ...more than a neighborhood...it's a state of mind. From the slaughterhouses and breweries of the 1800s, the draft riots of 1863, the Fighting 69th of World War I, the home of New York's most dangerous criminals from the early tenement days to Prohibition to the Westies, Hell's Kitchen rose from the blood and fire of the poor dreaming their riotous dreams and searing the urban landscape with a wild, demanding spirit. The story of Hell's Kitchen can be told in many ways, and must be told in many ways: in poetry and fiction, in art and film, biographies, histories and photographs. It's not one block, and it is. It's not one area, because the sum total is greater than what can be seen in a certain space or any lifetime.

It's War man...look like Hell's Kitchen...

by folsey August 10, 2005