skirped

when a person steals something from you like a seat, or if a car cuts you off

that car just skirped the shit out of you are you going to take that?

by joc betch February 21, 2010

skirted egg

A person who is bald on top but has hair on the sides and back. Was heard on Trailer Park Boys, where J-Roc told Mr. Lahey he looked like a "skirted egg."

That guy looks like a skirted egg!

by ksyder December 9, 2008

skimped

when you buy a weed sack, and they dont give you the right amount of weed

that fucked skimped me i paid for a 20 and he gave me a 10 what a bitch

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

skirted eggshell

When a bald or balding man, seemingly unaware of hair loss occurring on the top of his head, continues to grow out the hair on the sides and back of the head, thus ornamenting his barren follicles with a flowing skirt of, often disheveled, locks.

In his Frasier heydays, Kelsey Grammer sported the finest looking skirted eggshell
in the entertainment business.

by Penelope Cash February 12, 2009

skipedabebop

A word often used when extremly bored.

"Skipedabebop, that took forever!"

by Mat Fortney February 18, 2008

Skirted

To intentionally avoid, skip or ignore

I really wanted to ask Sony about the money he owes me but when I saw him at the club he skirted me

by Breaking dancing on cardboard August 2, 2019

Skorped

Killing somone from long range with the Skorpion Sub Machine Gun in Call of Duty 4.
In Call of Duty 4 (Modern Warfare) the Czech designed Skorpion has almost no recoil or sway allowing it to accurately hit targets from a very long distance, leaving some players to believe that the gun was somewhat glitched.

ZeroOne: There's a sniper on that ridge across the valley.
BayHarbrButcha: Not anymore... I just "Skorped" his ass.

by BayHarbrButcha February 3, 2010