skirked 

to be out done or publicly embarrassed by a braggart who can do things better then you without any proof that they actually can

"Wow dude, you shouldn't have been talking about skiing around Tony, he just skirked you in front of your girl."

skirked by Michael C Bennett January 6, 2008

skirted egg

A person who is bald on top but has hair on the sides and back. Was heard on Trailer Park Boys, where J-Roc told Mr. Lahey he looked like a "skirted egg."

That guy looks like a skirted egg!

skirted egg by ksyder December 9, 2008

Smirked

A cocky smile or arrogant gesture often displayed at the misfortune of others.

The bitch smirked at the quadriplegic attempting to reach the soup cans on the high shelf of the grocery store.

Smirked by Ghouligan July 24, 2016

skirted eggshell 

When a bald or balding man, seemingly unaware of hair loss occurring on the top of his head, continues to grow out the hair on the sides and back of the head, thus ornamenting his barren follicles with a flowing skirt of, often disheveled, locks.

In his Frasier heydays, Kelsey Grammer sported the finest looking skirted eggshell
in the entertainment business.

skirted eggshell by Penelope Cash February 12, 2009

skirker 

Someone who cheats, cuts in front of, slips past, takes advantage of, white liar.

James is such a skirker, he drank all our beer when we were gone!

skirker by Bobbyluv January 13, 2016

Skirted 

To intentionally avoid, skip or ignore

I really wanted to ask Sony about the money he owes me but when I saw him at the club he skirted me

Skirted by Breaking dancing on cardboard August 2, 2019

Skicked 

A combination of “skill” and “kicked”. To be defeated in a way that your skill has been kicked from existence.

Get skicked on!!

Skicked by evvqx May 25, 2021