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to leave in a hurry. Mainly used while talkin about driving a car. Barking your Tires
I skirted on the police.
Skirted by DZWilliams October 28, 2006
When a girl is wearing a skirt and you pull it up.
Tammy walks by wearing a skirt.

Gaby: Hi Tammy *pulls her skirt up*
Tammy: Ahhhh!!!
Gaby: You just got skirted
Skirted by Gabyrocks August 29, 2009
If a girl's skirt gets pulled down.
Someone skirted Lisa. A cute girl that is in my class.
Skirted by NemoLeeGreen September 8, 2014
To be demanded by (usually) jewish school authority to wear a longer skirt. This proceeds to which the authority gives the student a significantly longer skirt.
Rabbi R told me my skirt was to short and I got skirted.”
Skirted by Vhjj February 11, 2022

skirted egg

A person who is bald on top but has hair on the sides and back. Was heard on Trailer Park Boys, where J-Roc told Mr. Lahey he looked like a "skirted egg."
skirted egg by ksyder December 9, 2008

skirted eggshell 

When a bald or balding man, seemingly unaware of hair loss occurring on the top of his head, continues to grow out the hair on the sides and back of the head, thus ornamenting his barren follicles with a flowing skirt of, often disheveled, locks.
In his Frasier heydays, Kelsey Grammer sported the finest looking skirted eggshell
in the entertainment business.
skirted eggshell by Penelope Cash February 12, 2009