Skirted

To intentionally avoid, skip or ignore

I really wanted to ask Sony about the money he owes me but when I saw him at the club he skirted me

by Breaking dancing on cardboard August 2, 2019

Skirted

to leave in a hurry. Mainly used while talkin about driving a car. Barking your Tires

I skirted on the police.

by DZWilliams October 28, 2006

Skirted

When a girl is wearing a skirt and you pull it up.

Tammy walks by wearing a skirt.

Gaby: Hi Tammy *pulls her skirt up*
Tammy: Ahhhh!!!
Gaby: You just got skirted

by Gabyrocks August 29, 2009

Skirted

If a girl's skirt gets pulled down.

Someone skirted Lisa. A cute girl that is in my class.

by NemoLeeGreen September 8, 2014

Skirted

To be demanded by (usually) jewish school authority to wear a longer skirt. This proceeds to which the authority gives the student a significantly longer skirt.

“Rabbi R told me my skirt was to short and I got skirted.”

by Vhjj February 11, 2022

skirted egg

A person who is bald on top but has hair on the sides and back. Was heard on Trailer Park Boys, where J-Roc told Mr. Lahey he looked like a "skirted egg."

That guy looks like a skirted egg!

by ksyder December 9, 2008

skirted eggshell

When a bald or balding man, seemingly unaware of hair loss occurring on the top of his head, continues to grow out the hair on the sides and back of the head, thus ornamenting his barren follicles with a flowing skirt of, often disheveled, locks.

In his Frasier heydays, Kelsey Grammer sported the finest looking skirted eggshell
in the entertainment business.

by Penelope Cash February 12, 2009