skimf

Anything or nothing at all. This may be used to replace any existing word, or to define any current emotion, sight, sound, smell, taste, or feeling. Skimf is everything. Skimf is nothing. Skimf is skimf.

Note: Skimf is not an acronym.

"Hey man, what have you been doing?"
"Just skimfing around really."

"This show is going to really skimf tonight."

"Skimf skimf skimf skimf skimf."

by TheFlesh May 21, 2010

Skim nut

Skim nut is the action of helping your lifting partner after he has done his set on the bench press, but when picking up the bar you accidently skim your balls on his face.

"Bro! You just straight skim nut me man, not cool"

by Kdaddy September 8, 2014

Skiff

A secure private room for meetings, typically about confidential topics.

How about we talk about this topic in the Skiff instead? We don't want others eavesdropping.

by Mattie Ice Ice Baby May 28, 2021

skifftle

not any specific amount of weed, but just enough to catch a buzz. usually a bowl or two

Hey bones, im all out of green, can u hook me up with a skifftle?

by pfox October 25, 2010

skifooza

Adj. Within spoken Italian context and epithet denoting unfavorable characteristics of a woman similar to the word "bitch."

"No, she's not nice, she's a complete skifooza."

by Big Richard Everest October 4, 2016

skimpy

article of clothing thats hoochie, small, short, or too tight.

damn, that girl's skirt is skimpy!

by tiff March 12, 2004

shimflins

The slender, sinewy veins that remain on the body of a banana after you peel it.

The second of the three parts of a banana:
outer skin
shimflins
fruit inside

I ate my banana but not before I removed several shimflins.

by abijole April 4, 2009