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Anything or nothing at all. This may be used to replace any existing word, or to define any current emotion, sight, sound, smell, taste, or feeling. Skimf is everything. Skimf is nothing. Skimf is skimf.

Note: Skimf is not an acronym.
"Hey man, what have you been doing?"
"Just skimfing around really."

"This show is going to really skimf tonight."

"Skimf skimf skimf skimf skimf."
skimf by TheFlesh May 21, 2010
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Skim nut 

Skim nut is the action of helping your lifting partner after he has done his set on the bench press, but when picking up the bar you accidently skim your balls on his face.
"Bro! You just straight skim nut me man, not cool"
Skim nut by Kdaddy September 8, 2014
Related Words
skimf • skim • skiff • skiffy • skimmer • skife • skimble • Skiffle • Skimbo • skift
A secure private room for meetings, typically about confidential topics.
How about we talk about this topic in the Skiff instead? We don't want others eavesdropping.
Skiff by Mattie Ice Ice Baby May 28, 2021
not any specific amount of weed, but just enough to catch a buzz. usually a bowl or two
Hey bones, im all out of green, can u hook me up with a skifftle?
skifftle by pfox October 25, 2010
Adj. Within spoken Italian context and epithet denoting unfavorable characteristics of a woman similar to the word "bitch."
"No, she's not nice, she's a complete skifooza."
skifooza by Big Richard Everest October 4, 2016
article of clothing thats hoochie, small, short, or too tight.
damn, that girl's skirt is skimpy!
skimpy by tiff March 12, 2004

shimflins 

The slender, sinewy veins that remain on the body of a banana after you peel it.

The second of the three parts of a banana:
outer skin
shimflins
fruit inside
I ate my banana but not before I removed several shimflins.
shimflins by abijole April 4, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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