skiching

The act of itching and scratching simultaneously

This pair of shih tzus are skiching all day and at night don't let me sleep. I will take them to the vet to get something for the fleas.

skiching by vetclinician October 15, 2019

skishing 

A predicament of overt moistness when a lady finds herself in a state of extreme sexual arousal. For example; Fanny slaver, when a lady moistens, gushing.

Gary Barlow + Michael Buble = me skishing everywhere

Ere she just skished all over

Owauy, that Teesside minge king just skished

skishing by Bucketfullofjizzpouritoverliz January 4, 2012

skitching 

(1) the act of being pulled by a vehicle (car, truck, tractor, etc.) while either riding on a skateboard, skates, bicycle, handcart, etc.

(2) the act of being dragged from the rear bumper of a vehicle during winter months when there is a lot of snow present. Children do this by waiting at stop signs to grab onto unsuspecting cars while they stop and being dragged while sliding their feet on the snow.

So, I slammed on my breaks when I saw the kid skitching on my bumper and he slid right under the car.

skitching by smartypants October 7, 2004

skitching the wagon

A period of deliberate abstinence from alcohol to assuage concerns that the subject is an alcoholic, only to resume drinking the moment no one is looking. The act of faking sobriety.

Derived from 'skitching' (skate hitching, i.e. grabbing onto a car for momentum while skateboarding or rollerblading) and the 'wagon' metaphor for sobriety (on the wagon, fall off the wagon, etc).

"Happy Humpday, Bill. Skitching the wagon again, I see."
"I haven't had so much as an O'Doul's in days. If these goddamn inspectors aren't out of here by Monday, I'm gonna lose my fuckin' mind."
"Wanna smell my flask? There's nothing in it, but-"
*grab* *SSSSSNNNNNNIF* "Oooohhh..."

skitching the wagon by David Davids0n March 3, 2010

skicing 

A conbination of skating/ice, it is when one decides to go out on a snowy day where ice is on the roads. You can either use an old board like a skate board to skice or you could improvise and use anything worthy of sliding on ice.

1. Man i'm gunna go skice on them roads.

2. Yesterday when it was snowing i was skicing well sick innit!

skicing by mingram March 11, 2009

kart skitching 

The act of placing a shopping cart on the passenger side of a car, and having the passenger lean out the window, while hanging onto the cart. The driver then accelerates the car to the highest speed possible. Then the passenger pushes the cart away aiming for a curb, building, etc. The bigger the crash the better.

dude, we should totally go kart skitching tonight.

kart skitching by nipples May 24, 2007

skitching 

The act of being pulled by a mechanized conveyance(car, truck, tractor, etc) while operating a non-mechanized conveyance (skateboard, skates, bicycle, handcart, etc). Extremely dangerous but a lot of fun, as you get going wicked fast.

That dick Jerry wouldn't give us a ride in his new car, so we grabbed on to his spoiler and skitched about three blocks

skitching by dasmb September 3, 2003