vetclinician's definitions

assage

Assage is a massage meant to assuage the pain in the ass

like a rite of passage
she requested a massage
just when the asset age
instead she got an assage

by vetclinician September 26, 2023

PTDD (Post Traumatic Debate Disorder)

A mental disorder that can develop after a person is exposed to a traumatic event, such as a Presidential Debate broadcast, Justice candidates nomination process in the Senate Judiciary Committee, Congressional Budget Act negotiations, or other threats on a person's mental health life.

People watching the debates on TV are overwhelming the health system, being affected with PTDD (Post Traumatic Debate Disorder)

by vetclinician October 23, 2020

Post Debate Traumatic Disorder

A mental disorder that can develop after a person is exposed to a traumatic event, such as a Presidential Debate broadcast, Justice candidates nomination process in the Senate Judiciary Committee, Congressional Budget Act negotiations, or other threats on a person's mental health life.

People are overwhelming the telehealth support system after the recent debate, suffering from acute Post Debate Traumatic Disorder (PDTD)

by vetclinician October 23, 2020

Pundemic

The widespread use of cracking bad jokes about a deadly disease.

- "Did you hear the last joke about the corona....?

It is a pundemic...

- Dude, people are dying of coronavirus!

You should take it seriously, it is a pandemic, not a "pundemic."

by vetclinician March 27, 2020

Sincericide

The innate ability to express the truth through words and get in trouble immediately after.

I told the girlfriend that I would like to get to know her better before I can truly and honestly respond in kind to her "I love you." She got upset, got up, dressed up and left. That was relationship sincericide.

by vetclinician March 7, 2020

skiching

The act of itching and scratching simultaneously

This pair of shih tzus are skiching all day and at night don't let me sleep. I will take them to the vet to get something for the fleas.

by vetclinician October 15, 2019

Succubus

A female angel who appears to be a very gentle mannered woman and has sex with a man in his sleep; the man's dreams become a reality

A Succubus does not eat a man's soul during sex, rather let him sleep peacefully and the man wakes up feeling invigorated

A succubus visited me last night, and I feel great. Hopefully she will return every night, or at least every Friday.

by vetclinician April 3, 2019