skewur

When dick goes so far it comes out her mouth

"Man I heard Martha got skewured last night"

by VivaLaPasta April 21, 2022

skewer belly

A form of abdominal distension caused by an erect penis that is too big for a woman's vaginal cavity.

I was having sex with my girl last night and we happened to get in a position that gave her skewer belly.

by WillSchuester May 26, 2017

Pheurton Skeurto

A slightly creepy(in a good way) piano waltz, by the awesome band Sunny Day Real Estate. SDRE=Early emo music.

How will they know
Just where to find?
Under this bridge
I lie down
-Pheurton Skeurto, SDRE

by paramormon789 April 11, 2010

Skewered

Being filled with more penis than an anus or vagina can handle.

"Barry's dick is too big for you, you'll get skewered."

by TSistgebestinthebusiness February 3, 2014

Shrimp on a skewer

Female dwarf or midget, Having sexual intercorse with a full size male

Shrimp on a skewer Speaks for itself!

by Mathew Colecliffe January 5, 2009

Texas Skewer

The event that takes place when penetrating ones mouth and exiting ones anus, specifically in Texas.

Man did you see Israel give Oscar that Texas Skewer?

by brewski210 August 28, 2022

tits on a skewer

I usually say it when I KNOWS I am going to get in trouble...

exsample: Shit man, if they found out about this they would have my tits on a skewer

variations: Titties,Ass, Nuts... ect.

by TEEG February 11, 2006