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Skewer

An extended move to the eiffel tower, both male parties, whose weiners are sufficiently inside the recipient female, proceed to stand up and suspend the woman by both mouth and vagina (via rear entry). Once Female is satisfactorily in mid-air via mouth/vag, the males proceed to spin her using her spine as the primary axis, about their penii.
"Yo Ted, this eiffel towering is awesome, let's pick her up and skewer her."
by HThomas July 5, 2006
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Skewer

Things that you use that are put in your dick ass which you put either meat or vegetables or whatever f'ing random
Tails: Have you tried deez nuts skewers?
Sonic: They're incredible
Tails: Ikr?
by Flow3yTheGreat March 30, 2023
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skewer belly

A form of abdominal distension caused by an erect penis that is too big for a woman's vaginal cavity.
I was having sex with my girl last night and we happened to get in a position that gave her skewer belly.
by WillSchuester May 26, 2017
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skewer screwed

From Freddy Vs. Jason: Being in a situation where you're backed into a corner, then have a revelation pin (or "skewer") you to said corner, then have another revelations happen that completely screws you over.
Gibb was stuck in a dream because of her drinking. She was backed into a locker, then Freddy ripped the door off, ready to strike. Suddenly, in the real world, Jason impaled the lit raver and Gibb, leaving her totally skewer screwed.
by nightmareonfriday October 22, 2009
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skewer dick

where a dude with a massive penis sticks he dick and shoves it through the ass and it comes out the pussy and continues for multiple people the dick is the scewer and the person the meat

for the memes
wow ryder where you in a skewer dick
by D HD fhhffdrg May 19, 2019
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Shrimp on a skewer

Female dwarf or midget, Having sexual intercorse with a full size male
Shrimp on a skewer Speaks for itself!
by Mathew Colecliffe January 5, 2009
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Texas Skewer

The event that takes place when penetrating ones mouth and exiting ones anus, specifically in Texas.
Man did you see Israel give Oscar that Texas Skewer?
by brewski210 August 28, 2022
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