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Abbreviated form of "skank-ass heffer." A slutty obese trick.
Bitch, please. You're just a skefer beggin to get stuffed.
skefer by Jenny from da Block August 29, 2005
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My roommate just got back from Dunkin and went straight to the bathroom. He’s probably dropping a seefer right now.
Seefer by Ballofcost November 30, 2018
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Being broke. Comes from Bagoens in Amsterdam street language
I want to go out tonight but I'm skeer. Now I'll never get laid...
Skeer by thysr April 12, 2009
Dutch slang for being broke.

Sometimes also used to say that some is of cheap quality or very poorly made.
I would like to it from you, but I'm skeer.

That video game is fucking skeer.
Skeer by ShakyNL May 14, 2016

skewer belly 

A form of abdominal distension caused by an erect penis that is too big for a woman's vaginal cavity.
I was having sex with my girl last night and we happened to get in a position that gave her skewer belly.
skewer belly by WillSchuester May 26, 2017

Siefer Math 

The math used to determine whether or not Outbound is up or down on cases.
Utilizing Siefer Math, Outbound cases are up 1,738 even though carton length was 25-inches with Scotts on three lines and big Sterilite on the other with tile and four-foot Philips coming through CCS.
Siefer Math by LLD-NLD-4419 June 22, 2018
aka. Scared.

To be afraid or terrified of something or someone.
"you actin' all skeered"
skeered by whyt boy May 13, 2005
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