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skeert
skeert by mountianwench September 14, 2009
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skeert • a-skeert • Skeet skeet!! • skeeter • skeeted • Skeet skeet skeet • skeetbag • Skeer • skeet sheet • skeeta
a-skeert
A phrase sometimes used by insane Russian teachers to mildly threaten insult to their students and also give said students the impression that they are having a mild seizure.
a-skeert by chaotic comet May 16, 2021
bartle skeet
bartle skeet by Bartle Skeet November 13, 2017
Bartle Skeet
Another Word for Mountain Dew, drink of the gods. The origin of this word is unknown but it sure is fun to say. Also sometimes called Mountain Bartle Skeet. Most often used by hicks or rednecks.
Person 1: Pass me an Ice cold can of Bartle skeet.
Person 2: But Mountain Dew gives you kidney stones.
Person 1: I want my BARTLE SKEET!
Person 2: But Mountain Dew gives you kidney stones.
Person 1: I want my BARTLE SKEET!
Bartle Skeet by Mikey Jeff November 16, 2017
Skeet sock
Skeet sock by Armuste July 31, 2009
Doug And Skeeter
Doug And Skeeter by Googlefaps.com August 28, 2018
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