seferovic

A useless footballer who was only relevant because a 19-year old João Felix constantly fed him easy balls.

Don’t do a Seferovic

seferovic by getsefout February 19, 2021

Seferovic

A Swiss god.

We pray to Seferovic.

Seferovic by Colder Than Us April 3, 2021

soferovica 

party in Slovak Republic , you must have driver license to enter.members of the party must have atd least 2 bottles of alcohol and have to dance and drink non-stop.

I hate weekend because of soferovica.
When i am on soferovica, i can see everything in blur effect.
Six students were on soferovica , two survived.

soferovica by Ferdy6 January 16, 2010

Selferotication 

When a gay man is masturbauting and the only visual assistance he needs is the view of himself jerking off.

I'm excited for a night of selferotication.

Selferotication by Jsummers33 January 3, 2017

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019