skeetzy 

a nasty hoe that just wants to fuck all day and all night, and once she's done she goes out for some more

i just saw that skeetzy hoe walking outta jerome's last night then i caught her this morning walking out of jamal's crib. fuckin skanks

skeetzy by ddballz January 14, 2009

Skeetza 

A slang term that Taco Bell employees use to describe a Mexican Pizza with sour cream (skeet) on it.

Hey numb nuts, don't hand that out. You forgot to put skeet on that Mexican Skeetza. Sigh, I got it. *skeet*

Skeetza by Starman Deluxe July 28, 2010

Skeezy Skuzzy Skunky Skank 

Your garden variety whore who has Bleach Blonde hair on the top and Black underneath. This person usually is married but sleeps with anything that will talk to her. They are usually broke off their ass with several kids, gets fired from jobs, get cars repoed on a routine basis along with getting their heat shut up and about 100 collection calls a day.

They don't have absolutely any $ to pay their bills (even the minimum on their credit cards) but yet they already have 20 credit cards almost all maxed out so they apply for another one and go buy bleach for their hair, more skin tight pants so their camel toe hangs out, get their nails done, buy fake designer purses, and buys economy size boxes of rubbers for all the guys she bangs besides her husband so she don't spread her Herpes anymore.

They also are the kind of people who act like they have it made in their life with nice things but really they are on Welfare, get food stamps, housing and heating assistance, and free health insurance so they can have yet another kid that isn't their husbands.

This person just basically sucks at life!

Heidi is such a Skeezy Skuzzy Skunky Skank, you think she'd keep her legs closed so she doesn't get knocked up again. Looks like I'll be paying for this baby too since she's a welfare case.

Pretty soon she's going to have to take a whole school bus load of dudes on Maury to test for all the baby's daddy's. #42 you are NOT the Father, who's next take a #. Ha Ha

Skeezy Skuzzy Skunky Skank by SassyJax01 December 8, 2010

Skeezy 

The quality of being sketchy or of dubious origin. A skeezy guy is the kind that you're not quite sure where they came from, but they tend to be the oily, used car salesman types. A skeezy chick shares the dubious origin, and is likely the kind you find passed out at a party or in a bar that when she wakes up, goes home with the nearest guy.

Additionally, objects can be skeezy, especially foods and furniture. Skeezy foods are the kind that could be perfectly safe and just smell funny, or be so old and grotesque that you'll die from eating it. Skeezy furniture is the kind that bums sleep on or is in common areas that people are known to have sex in.

Dude, I wouldn't ask that guy for directions, he looks kinda skeezy.

I totally took home that Brittany chick from our Lit class.
Brittany? That girl is pretty skeezy, you might wanna go get tested.

Man, Anya eats these skeezy cheeses that I can't describe.

Whoa, I wouldn't sit there, that couch is kinda skeezy.

Skeezy by JossyWheckadoniaca June 22, 2009

Skeetzophrenia 

A person or thing that Ejaculates a lot in public and sees no problem with it. A person or thing with Skeetzophrenia will normally masturbate for the majority of the day, and they will try to get other people to do the same thing. They will normally say they are trying to bring peace to the world by doing this and ease racial/species/class tensions. It has normally been used for just males who masturbate most the day, since females cant skeet, or at least its more like a squirt when females do it. Recently females have been added to the definition though.

Scientists are baffled at this new phenomenon, although it has been going on since the 1950s, but on a much smaller scale. The only explanation that the government and scientists have is that these people suffer from a severe mental illness. Some scientists think that it may be a special kind of Schizophrenia, or possibly an odd symptom of it. However, most these people dont show any of the other signs of Schizophrenia. People with this disorder will often say: "Its the only way to fly". People with this disorder are commonly called "Skeetzo".

Peewee Herman is rumored to have a minor case of Skeetzophrenia.

Avg Guy: "So...while were waiting for the train your just gonna masturbate...okay then(sarcastic)."
Skeetzo: (While masturbating) "Hey chill bra, this is my way of life okay? its not my fault that Im superior to you muggles, you can join me if you want."
Avg Guy: "Yeah...Im gonna have to pass...."
Skeetzo: "Your loss bra, Your loss"
(Dutch Schizo aka Goldmember walks past with a bowl of melted gold, and a paranoid look in his eye, he stares at Skeetzos member)
Dutch Schizo: (Talking to Avg Guy about Skeetzo) "Hey Guy, can I paint his Yoo-hoo gold? its kind of my thing, you know"
Avg Guy: (Moves in his power chair over to Schizo) "HOW BOUT NO, You Crazy Dutch Bastard!!!"

Skeetzophrenia by David Skeet Jr. May 15, 2008

jump skeezy 

a rather loose woman, easily convinced into sex, and always prepared for such.

Ramon: i fucked that bitch Quita last night
Casper: Damn! didn't you meet her last night
Ramon: hell yeah, she was a jump skeezy

jump skeezy by caz money November 27, 2007

windy skeety 

the act of busting your load into the back of a fan which is aimed at the bitches' face. (for optimal effect set fan to high (BE SURE THE FAN IS POINTED AWAY FROM YOU))

hey man, last night I was banging this bitch and I went to plug my fan in, and she was like "what are you doing with that fan?" and then I busted a windy skeety all over that hooker's ugly face

windy skeety by MyPrivateBurns2 August 8, 2010