A person or thing that Ejaculates a lot in public and sees no problem with it. A person or thing with Skeetzophrenia will normally
masturbate for the majority of the day, and they will try to get other people to do the same thing. They will normally say they are trying to bring peace to the
world by doing this and ease racial/species/class tensions. It has normally been used for just males who
masturbate most the day, since females cant
skeet, or at least its more like a squirt when females do it. Recently females have been added to the definition though.
Scientists are baffled at this new phenomenon, although it has been going on since the 1950s, but on a much smaller scale. The only explanation that the
government and scientists have is that these people suffer from a severe mental illness. Some scientists think that it may be a special kind of Schizophrenia, or possibly an odd symptom of it. However, most these people dont show any of the other signs of Schizophrenia. People with this disorder will often say: "Its the only way to
fly". People with this disorder are commonly called "Skeetzo".
Peewee Herman is rumored to have a minor case of Skeetzophrenia.
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Guy: "So...while were waiting for the train your just gonna masturbate...okay then(sarcastic)."
Skeetzo: (While masturbating) "Hey chill bra, this is my way of life okay? its not my fault that Im superior to you muggles, you can join me if you want."
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Guy: "Yeah...Im gonna have to pass...."
Skeetzo: "Your loss bra, Your loss"
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Dutch Schizo aka Goldmember walks past with a bowl of melted gold, and a paranoid look in his eye, he stares at Skeetzos member)
Dutch Schizo: (Talking to Avg
Guy about Skeetzo) "Hey
Guy, can I paint his Yoo-
hoo gold? its kind of my thing, you know"
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Guy: (Moves in his power chair over to Schizo) "HOW BOUT NO, You Crazy Dutch Bastard!!!"
