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skeeteye 

Condition resulting from skeeting in one's eye, as in, an erratic ejaculation that hits one's eye.
"Oh damn, that ho got the skeeteye!"
skeeteye by A-Wing January 11, 2006
Words you can keep
To be so intoxicated that one's blood alcohol level is sufficient to cause the death of blood sucking insects (e.g., mosquitoes).
Upon awakening and, with one good eye, noting the large collection of deceased mosquitoes surrounding his pounding head, Sam concluded that he'd leveled from shitfaced to skeetered.
skeetered by deckhand February 23, 2010

Skeet eye 

1.)(Noun) The propulsion of skeet (ejaculatory fluid) into one's ocular region.
2.) The condition of getting skeet in one's eye.
John hired a prostitute for the night. As she was performing oral sex, he came -- in her eye.

John said, "Haha! Skeet eye, bitch!" Then John left without paying while she was stunned by the skeet eye.
Skeet eye by antwawn July 16, 2008
The act of making a bunch of plans and instead sitting at home on your couch watching Netflix
I can't wait to go fishing ill give you a call after work 8 hours later i skeetered my friend
Skeetered by Skeeter86 July 31, 2020

SkeetYeet 

SkeetYeet- A word used to describe the certain actions of a sketchy or "Skeety" person. In most cases these "Skeets" are stealing or "Yeeting" a object that they obtained through illegal actions. This results in the manifestation on a "SkeetYeet"
- "I came home from work yesterday to find that someone had *SkeetYeeted* my raspberry bushes right out of my garden."

- The local bar opened today to find that there had been a robbery and someone had *SkeetYeeted* all of the Tip Money.
- "Come on man, lets go SkeetYeet the Papa Johns and then go trip in a alley"
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I'm so skeetered right now girl.
Skeetered by Officall smurf May 17, 2018

Skeetyeetdank 

A victory statement used by non normies after any event you can think of . It can also be a call of distress to friends and family.
Chad : hey bro guess what i just banged Mackenzie

Cucumber nose: no way awesome bro!
Chad: i know right?! Skeetyeetdank!!
Skeetyeetdank by Oogabooga777 September 24, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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