skeeteye

Condition resulting from skeeting in one's eye, as in, an erratic ejaculation that hits one's eye.

"Oh damn, that ho got the skeeteye!"

by A-Wing January 11, 2006

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skeetered

To be so intoxicated that one's blood alcohol level is sufficient to cause the death of blood sucking insects (e.g., mosquitoes).

Upon awakening and, with one good eye, noting the large collection of deceased mosquitoes surrounding his pounding head, Sam concluded that he'd leveled from shitfaced to skeetered.

by deckhand February 23, 2010

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Skeet eye

1.)(Noun) The propulsion of skeet (ejaculatory fluid) into one's ocular region.
2.) The condition of getting skeet in one's eye.

John hired a prostitute for the night. As she was performing oral sex, he came -- in her eye.

John said, "Haha! Skeet eye, bitch!" Then John left without paying while she was stunned by the skeet eye.

by antwawn July 16, 2008

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Skeetered

The act of making a bunch of plans and instead sitting at home on your couch watching Netflix

I can't wait to go fishing ill give you a call after work 8 hours later i skeetered my friend

by Skeeter86 July 31, 2020

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SkeetYeet

SkeetYeet- A word used to describe the certain actions of a sketchy or "Skeety" person. In most cases these "Skeets" are stealing or "Yeeting" a object that they obtained through illegal actions. This results in the manifestation on a "SkeetYeet"

- "I came home from work yesterday to find that someone had *SkeetYeeted* my raspberry bushes right out of my garden."

- The local bar opened today to find that there had been a robbery and someone had *SkeetYeeted* all of the Tip Money.
- "Come on man, lets go SkeetYeet the Papa Johns and then go trip in a alley"

by the_barefoot_backpacker_yyc October 16, 2020

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