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Odd, goofy; funny to look at.
Man that grandma doing donuts in that wheelchair over there is so skeety
Skeety by ItsFlapped September 26, 2018
Skeety by Hayleyhiggs October 24, 2023

Skeety Gonzales 

1. Any Hispanic/Latino male that skeets a lot or skeets very fast. If they skeet fast they are also an Early Skeeter. Also any Mexican Mouse that skeets a lot.

2. Skeety Gonzales was a famous Mexican Mouse that lived in the 60s and 70s and could possibly still be alive. Skeety Gonzales was the apprentice of the great Skeet Magee, the most famous Skeeter of all time. Skeety Gonzales crossed paths with Skeet Magee in 1968 and saw all the good Skeet Magee was doing and Magee taught Gonzalez the way of ejaculating in public to promote peace and ease racial tensions. Skeety did his part by easing species tensions between all animals. Skeety was just a small mouse but he sure could skeet. He would always make sure to masturbate in public at least 5 times a day. Skeety could also run really fast, his brother was the famous mouse speedy gonzales. Skeety Gonzales' most famous stunt was getting every female mouse in town pregnant and covering them with skeet juice (this could attribute to all the female mice in town turning white). Skeety was last seen in the late 70s, a decade after Skeet Magee disappeared. He repeated Magees famous last words, but in Spanish: "Vine, vi, yo skeeted, yo espero que usted haga lo mismo." (Skeety spoke very poor spanish at this time.)
Skeety's major traits are his ability to run extremely fast, and his comedic Mexican accent. He usually wears an oversized yellow sombrero, a white shirt and trousers, and a red ascot. His Brother is Speedy gonzales.

Bob: "Dude that one male mouse that I have got all the females pregnant!!!"
Dave: "How many females were there?"
Bob: "59!!!, and he turned all of em skeet white"
Dave: "Damn, Youve got urself a regular Skeety Gonzales!!!"

skeety bop 

You'll never go talk to that skeety bop by the speaker.
skeety bop by JoeMuel July 23, 2005

windy skeety 

the act of busting your load into the back of a fan which is aimed at the bitches' face. (for optimal effect set fan to high (BE SURE THE FAN IS POINTED AWAY FROM YOU))
hey man, last night I was banging this bitch and I went to plug my fan in, and she was like "what are you doing with that fan?" and then I busted a windy skeety all over that hooker's ugly face
windy skeety by MyPrivateBurns2 August 8, 2010

bartle skeet 

You can't have a day at the track with out a ice cold can of bartle skeet.
bartle skeet by Bartle Skeet November 13, 2017
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