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skeetie
skeetie by Tramp.Hoe.Skank May 14, 2011
Related Words
skeetie • Skeety • skeeter • skeeted • skeeting • skeetle • skeeter valentine • skeeter bop • skeeter eater • skeetered
Doug And Skeeter
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skeetlecrow
(noun) A bird you skeet on for shits and giggles.
*Tend to be girls of lesser intellect and or class, much like a breezy.
*Tend to be girls of lesser intellect and or class, much like a breezy.
Bill: Did you see that asian bitch hes hanging with?
Ted: yeah, shes a skeetlecrow if i ever seen one.
Ted: yeah, shes a skeetlecrow if i ever seen one.
skeetlecrow by swabyourears December 28, 2008
Skeeterman
Someone who assumes anothers identity and or lifestyle to reap the rewards of other's hard work.
aka: a poser, a phony, a fraud, a charlatan.
In particular to claim military honors not earned.
aka: a poser, a phony, a fraud, a charlatan.
In particular to claim military honors not earned.
Said one convict to another, "Don't believe a word that Skeeterman says, that fool done lie like a rug."
He pulled a Skeeterman and said he won a Medal of Honor.
He pulled a Skeeterman and said he won a Medal of Honor.
Skeeterman by Schnugg September 24, 2007
Skeeter Jean
Skeeter Jean a "Part-time Chris Hansen impersonator" also known for exposing and putting predators and online predators in jail.
Skeeter Jean by Jackie Jaun February 3, 2022
Floppy Skeeter
When the flaccid penis of a male is inserted inside of a bitch's mouth simultaneously as the balls. The male then sees how long he can keep himself flaccid or keep himself from "skeeting".
Hayden: "Hey bitch, give me a floppy skeeter."
Emily: "How do you expect me to fit your shaft and balls in my mouth at once?!"
Hayden: "Fine. You suck at Blowj's anyway!"
Emily: "How do you expect me to fit your shaft and balls in my mouth at once?!"
Hayden: "Fine. You suck at Blowj's anyway!"
Floppy Skeeter by Pussy Gobbler June 14, 2013
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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