Uno

The Game That Ruins Friendships

what happens after playing Uno:

"You were supposed to use a reverse, not a wild card, Carl!"

"I hate you, Jack!"

"Well, those two have ended their friendship."

by Your Local Weirdo March 24, 2020

Uno

The name of the hardest, most intense game in the whole world. Any skilled Uno master deserves respect.

person: I wish I was an Uno Master!

by iEatSpam June 27, 2018

Uno

-An old card game
-The beginning of a song like 1,2,3...

I was playing Uno with some friends while one of the began a song by saying Uno, dos, tres...

by for you to decide July 6, 2003

Uno

A man born with one nut

Tc McNeill from salem high school in rockdale county Georgia

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

Uno

The magical word required to say before you die or you live for 2 more years

"DAD!... NO!"
"uno..."
"oh it's fine now"

by ItsJayJack July 25, 2018

Uno

A subtle way, usually used by men, to indicate an attractive woman in the vicinity without being caught.

UNO, 3 o'clock. Check out the Uno at the copy machine. I'd like to play Uno with her.

by FrayedEnds/MexanBlood October 20, 2009

Uno

A person that looks good from a distance and makes you say, "Ooooh" but when you get closer and their ugliness comes into clear view you yell, "hell NO!!!"

So I was about to go holla at this fine dime I saw at the bar but she ended up being a straight up Uno, and was like damn girl you gonna have to find a dude with some strong beer goggles before anyone takes your fugly ass home tonight.

by Hans Delbrook December 28, 2010