skeap

(v) The act of nutting on a hardwood floor, then proceeding to slide on the nut.

Jeff- "What are you doing tonight?"

Barthalomew- "I'm just gonna Netflix and skeap, my brother. My cousin Sydney is coming over today, if you know what I mean." *crackhead laugh*

by Tutouli January 16, 2019

skelp

(Scottish)

n. A quick blow, smack or slap.
v. To strike a blow upon.

"I'm gonna skelp your bahookie!"

by Mr Pete M September 12, 2005

Skelped

Scottish

To be smacked or slapped, usually about the face or buttocks. Sometimes used as a threat to badly behaved bairns.

"If you don't cut that pish out, you're gonna get skelped!"

The ugly man had a face like a skelped arse.

by Fannybaws92 February 13, 2015

Skelpt Arse

Colloquial Scottish for an ass that has been hit with either a hand or object.

A smacked fanny (US English)
A spanked bottom (UK English)

By the time I'm finished love making he's gonna have a skelpt arse.

by daveyutah February 6, 2013

skelper

This is a scottish word and can mean two things; 1. In its main context this is used to describe having a red face (i.e blushing)and comes from the word skelp which basically just means slap. After a person is skelped he or she would have a red mark where the contact was made (usually the face) hence they would have a skelper. 2. This word can also be used to describe a person (usually a female) who is less than attractive

1. Youve got a pure skelper by the way. 2. Did you see the burd he pulled last night she was a skelper

by fabiypt February 5, 2007

SKEALTHY

SKEALTHY comes from the word, "skinny" and "healthy" put together to mean a person, such as a model or actress, who is "skinny", but who is also healthy.

Antonym: This means that in NO-way is the person anorexic, bulimic, or faces any other eating disorder. Or unhealthy behavior that affects one's weight and or health.

Heroin-Chic is no longer in Vogue. It's all about the SKEALTHY models now. Nobody wants to see an unhealthy girl, designers and the population at large are still obsessed with thinness, but it has to be skinny/healthy or SKEALTHY. See Model Skinny

by Sarah DeAnna May 23, 2010

dick skap

To ejaculate upon your partner while slapping your junk against the side of their face.

Derived from: "Dick Slap" and "Skeet"

Person A: Dude, why's your face all red and hair all gelled up?
Person B: Fred totally dick skapped me last night. He ruined my hair and my headboard.
Person A: What's Fred's number again?

by chunky_the_blowfish January 5, 2012