Skelped 

Scottish

To be smacked or slapped, usually about the face or buttocks. Sometimes used as a threat to badly behaved bairns.

"If you don't cut that pish out, you're gonna get skelped!"

The ugly man had a face like a skelped arse.

Skelped by Fannybaws92 February 13, 2015

Skelped 

Used for being really drunk in Glasgow and parts of Scotland

A wiz pure skelped last night,canny remember leaving the pub

Skelped by Bailliestonboy July 2, 2009

skelped 

When you try to find a restaurant on yelp, and it gets very good reviews, and then you go and it is pretty trashy.

This hummus place gets 80 reviews and has 4 stars, lets go!
4 hours later... Some nasty kind of stomach bug
"I just got skelped!"

skelped by SlackDash May 29, 2018

skelper

This is a scottish word and can mean two things; 1. In its main context this is used to describe having a red face (i.e blushing)and comes from the word skelp which basically just means slap. After a person is skelped he or she would have a red mark where the contact was made (usually the face) hence they would have a skelper. 2. This word can also be used to describe a person (usually a female) who is less than attractive

1. Youve got a pure skelper by the way. 2. Did you see the burd he pulled last night she was a skelper

skelper by fabiypt February 5, 2007

skeledirge

Final evolution of fuecoco and cool as all hell can be. It will steal your gardevoir and likely has a bigger penis than you.

Dude 1: cool your crocalor evolved into skeledirge

Dude 2: cool isn’t it? It looks like it could us!

Skeledirge: *fucking eats them all*

skeledirge by Singing pills January 25, 2023

Skellped 

A word used by salty Fifa players before getting smacked twice

‘You’ll get your skelping next game you weapon’ ‘Look at Connor he just got skellped’

Skellped by UnbatedRobin42 September 14, 2018