Skape 

An urban "Skunk-Ape"; City dwelling relative of the Sasquatch. Often mistaken as the "Missing Link". Unkempt in appearence, of poor posture, with grimy, thin hair of varying length, and an odor that is an all-out assault on the olfactory senses. Largely unfamiliar with hygenic practices of all aspects. Often seen loping around an office digging through trash for coupons and other discarded treasures. Treats ordinary everyday roadblocks as dire, emergency situations. Extremely unskilled with the simplest of office tools and machinery.

The Skape is going nuts because the stapler is jammed! Look out! I think it's going to musk!

Skape by Krakky McKraken July 27, 2006

Skape 

A Skunk-Ape; Urban relative to the Sasquatch. Unkempt in appearence, of poor posture, with grimy, thin hair of varying length, and an odor that is an all-out assault on the olfactory senses. Largely unfamiliar with hygenic practices of all aspects. Often seen loping around an office digging through trash for coupons and other discarded treasures. Treats ordinary everyday roadblocks as dire, emergency situations. Extremely unskilled with the simplest of office tools and machinery.

Watch out for the Skape today. She's particularly odiferous, and is on a rampage because the fax is busy."

Skape by Krakkey McKraken September 8, 2008

Skape 

A Skunk-Ape; Urban relative to the Sasquatch. Unkempt in appearence, of poor posture, with grimey, thin hair of varying length. Largely unfamiliar with hygenic practices of all aspects. Often seen loping around an office digging through trash for coupons and other discarded treasures. Treats ordinary everyday roadblocks as dire, emergency situations. Extremely unskilled with the simplest of office tools and machinery.

"Watch out for the Skape today. She's particularly odiferous, and is on a rampage because the fax is busy."

Skape by Krakkey McKraken September 8, 2008

Skape 

Skapping occurs when an employer deliberately sets a task that is not achievable in the payed time of the employee, therefore forcing the to spend his own time on the task for free.
1st hand skapping happens when the employer intentionally skapes in an attempt to gain free labour.
2nd hand skapping happens when the skapping is not intentional but occurs due to a miscalculation or seriously delusional expectations of what is possible.

Harry was skaped by his boss when he was told to finish the project that had previously been scheduled for 2 days next week by the end of the day.

Skape by monkeyguy13 December 3, 2018

Skape 

An urban "Skunk-Ape"; City dwelling relative of the Sasquatch. Often mistaken as the "Missing Link". Unkempt in appearence, of poor posture, with grimy, thin hair of varying length, and an odor that is an all-out assault on the olfactory senses. Largely unfamiliar with hygenic practices of all aspects. Often seen loping around an office digging through trash for coupons and other discarded treasures. Treats ordinary everyday roadblocks as dire, emergency situations. Extremely unskilled with the simplest of office tools and machinery.

The Skape is going nuts because the stapler is jammed! Look out! I think it's going to musk!

Skape by Krakkey McKraken September 8, 2008

Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me! 

Don't quote this in therapy you filthy shinnie.

you know how Shinji Ikari once said: "Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!" yeah, I relate to that.

Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me! by francescunt October 29, 2021