Seapig

A fat chick on the beach.

There's a seapig lying by the pier, checking out all the surfers.

by Mimi September 21, 2003

sea pig

A fat worthless lazy piece of shit swine that sits around on a lazy boy eating KFC all day long. The sea pig is especially adept at coming up with innovative ways to get out of doing work, which on their face appear legit, but taken as a whole over a period of time are obviously bullshit.

That fucking sea pig took the day off again because he slipped on a water bottle at the gym. Now he has to go to PT every Monday instead of going to work.

by SPL69 May 30, 2018

SEAnigger

Derogatory term used in imageboards to refer to people that come from or live in Southeast Asia countries.

I hear SEAniggers keep dead relatives mummies in their own houses for years. Truly disgusting...

by anonymous September 14, 2020

camel toed sea-pig

A female -type person who not only walks around with a 'camel-toe' most of the time , but is also overweight and looks like a 'pig' that could float- ergo- the 'sea pig' descriptive portion...

The female person's pants were so tight, and her wieght, so out of control, that she took on the appearance of a" camel toed sea-pig "....

by davethewave2 August 19, 2010

Seanigga

Those motherfucking seagulls you see in parking lots.

(Seanigga)-Motherfucker! I will peck yo' eyes out yo' face!

(Person)-Fuck you, seanigga.

by ChimmiChimmi March 11, 2011

Anal Seapage Leak

Seen often as the acronym ASL, in many chat rooms and more commonly Omegle. If your not lookin for love, this is one of the many ways to get that pedo off your balls/ovaries. Give them the Anal Seapage Leak, it's rather funny.

*A stranger connected, say Hi*

Stranger: ASL

You: Dude you have an Anal Seapage Leak? I feel bad for you.

*Stranger Disconnected*

by Zomg Blackguy June 11, 2010

seapickle

A turd that floats, usually left by careless swimmers.

There were no restrooms at the beach, so I left a seapickle in the surf.

by Farls May 8, 2008