Skap

The mixture of slap and kick to become skap

Shutup, don't make me skap you! *skaps*

by bethishood June 10, 2010

skap

A. Defined as a girl you would hook up with but would not make your girlfriend or date for varies reasons.
B. Skap – n. Average female. Barely worthy of being noticed but in some cases acceptable for receiving brain from (see Brainable.)
C. -Bowling alley skap – The lowest form of skap, found working humiliating jobs and only narrowly passing for human. To approach one is worthy of ridicule.

“I think I once received brain from that skap.”

by www.myspace.com/ocstevie April 17, 2006

Skap

1.) A word that is shrieked, spoken, whispered, or not said at all. 2.) A word substituted for any insult, such as FUCK YOU, or YOU'RE GAY.

Ex 1: (Angela walks down the street) SKAP! Ex 2: (Jeremy pokes you) SKAP!

by Angela December 23, 2003

dick skap

To ejaculate upon your partner while slapping your junk against the side of their face.

Derived from: "Dick Slap" and "Skeet"

Person A: Dude, why's your face all red and hair all gelled up?
Person B: Fred totally dick skapped me last night. He ruined my hair and my headboard.
Person A: What's Fred's number again?

by chunky_the_blowfish January 5, 2012

smut smitty skip skap skallywap

A term for slut coined by an anonymous interviewee on an episode of the Radio Rookies podcast by NPR titled, “Online “Shaming” A New Level of Cyberbullying For Girls”

“She was the sort of smut smitty skip skap skallywap.”

by maeinthemiddle January 31, 2023

Skape

An urban "Skunk-Ape"; City dwelling relative of the Sasquatch. Often mistaken as the "Missing Link". Unkempt in appearence, of poor posture, with grimy, thin hair of varying length, and an odor that is an all-out assault on the olfactory senses. Largely unfamiliar with hygenic practices of all aspects. Often seen loping around an office digging through trash for coupons and other discarded treasures. Treats ordinary everyday roadblocks as dire, emergency situations. Extremely unskilled with the simplest of office tools and machinery.

The Skape is going nuts because the stapler is jammed! Look out! I think it's going to musk!

by Krakky McKraken July 27, 2006

Skapaskolan

Used when talking about something bad

”Bruh, this car is so Skapaskolan, it wont start”

by epicjeff69 May 20, 2019