Skazoozled 

The act of getting absolutely shit faced

Guy 1: Bro, I got totally skazoozled last night

Guy 2: Nice

Skazoozled by coochieman1234 October 19, 2020

Skazzled 

adjective used to describe Skazzy3 being shocked about something

Skazzy saw Barry's legs on twitter, and he was pretty skazzled!

Skazzled by SuperM789 February 15, 2020

skazoozle

To butt fuck someone or something.

I skazoozled your mom last night.

skazoozle by C00chieman123 October 18, 2020

Shagoozled 

One feels goosed up and ready to hash sling some slashers.

"Quite an enchanting evening to be feasting on our exquisite supper eh? Pass one the Gin n Tea eh?"
"Certainty Zumbo, I must warn that I am feeling quite shagoozled!

Shagoozled by Jack Mr Rabbit May 4, 2020

Skypoozled 

The experience of holding a Skype conversation on a ropey internet connection: crossed conversations, periods of hearing the other person but they can't hear you, trying to keep a the conversation alive by typing messages. General confusion and lack of communication ensue. Can be funny or frustrating depending on how well you know the other person and how serious the conversation is: with the bank: maddening; with a good friend: hilarious.

Me: Are you there?

Other: Are you there? One...

Me: What? Can you hear me?

Other: I can hear you, say "Two" if you can hear me?

Me: I can't hear you. One?

Other: One.

Me: No, you say Two

Other: Who? I can't hear you.

Me: Oh dear, I'm Skypoozled.

Skypoozled by dobbintoo December 10, 2013

skaloobled 

to be so drunk you can’t function properly

Josh was so skaloobled that he threw up on my mom bro!

skaloobled by baloostered January 14, 2020

Shamoozled 

excited, happy, looking forward to something.

I am so shamoozled about going shopping!

Shamoozled by stevie stevenson January 18, 2009