Shagoozled

One feels goosed up and ready to hash sling some slashers.

"Quite an enchanting evening to be feasting on our exquisite supper eh? Pass one the Gin n Tea eh?"
"Certainty Zumbo, I must warn that I am feeling quite shagoozled!

by Jack Mr Rabbit May 4, 2020

spagoogled

1. The act of doing so much meth that you get spagoogled and do off the wall shit.
2. getting fuckedup beyond belief on meth.
3. super high,Tweaked

Justin got so spagoogled that he jabbed a needle in his arm drew out blood and sprayed it on the bed post. That fucking twiggler.

by mattdogg goathead November 1, 2006

shaboozle

This can be done many ways. Telling someone you're only talking to them, when in all reality you have, like, at least 4 side pieces. Stealing, literally anything. Tricking someone into falling in love with you just to break their heart. Telling a guy (or multiple guys) you're pregnant so you can come up on $500, or keep him around longer to play more mind games with him. Blaming a fart on someone else. Eating someone else's french fries on the way home and/or giving them all the *butt* fries from Chick-fil-a then taking the better ones from their container. Going on a date just for a free meal. Pooping in a public bathroom and exclaiming, "wow, someone really stunk it up in here!" to others on the way out. Telling a guy you're putting your number in his phone then venmo-ing yourself $100. Recyling nudes/using ones from Google images. Going to a buffet and bringing a purse lined with ziploc bags. Oh, and of course, betting money on literally any other team against a Cowboys fan.

Wow dude, you're really trying to shaboozle me right now.
I'm trying to shaboozle this girl by telling her I'm only talking to her, LOL!

You tried to shaboozle me, but I shaboozled you first - and THAT is how. it's. done. *hair flip*

by protect_ya_neck July 23, 2019

Shamoozlet

A 'shamoozlet' is a unit used to measure an indefinate yet usually short amount of time. The word shamoozlet orginates from the word shamoozle which is heavily used by 'Ell Da Peach' and members of 'The Peach Posse'

"Back in a shamoozlet biotch"

"Oh shit.. theres the pigs.. back in a shamoozlet"

"Ell... will you shut the fuck up saying shamoozlet all the fucking time!?"

by The Big Dawg August 9, 2006

Shampoozled

when your shampoo overtakes you in the shower, causing what is known as the "stingy eye".

son of a three-legged bitch, i've been shampoozled!

by A boy named dew January 27, 2008

Shmoozled

pretty drunk, but not all the way there yet

Dude last night, I got shmoozled

by bmuss June 10, 2017

Sheboozled

When a straight man, spends an entire night picking up an extremely sexy girl, and takes her home under the impression he's about to get incredibly lucky, starts fooling with her, goes down her pants only to find a massive cock.

Usually observed by a bystander, who laughs hysterically knowing the girl's shemale identity.

Jer: So what happened with that girl last night?

Dayo: Man, i brought her home, and found she had a fucking cock bigger than mine.

Jer: (Laughs) I know man, I Sheboozled you, pay back's a bitch fagget.

by JROC444 November 26, 2010