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spagoogled 

1. The act of doing so much meth that you get spagoogled and do off the wall shit.
2. getting fuckedup beyond belief on meth.
3. super high,Tweaked
Justin got so spagoogled that he jabbed a needle in his arm drew out blood and sprayed it on the bed post. That fucking twiggler.
spagoogled by mattdogg goathead November 1, 2006

shaboozle 

This can be done many ways. Telling someone you're only talking to them, when in all reality you have, like, at least 4 side pieces. Stealing, literally anything. Tricking someone into falling in love with you just to break their heart. Telling a guy (or multiple guys) you're pregnant so you can come up on $500, or keep him around longer to play more mind games with him. Blaming a fart on someone else. Eating someone else's french fries on the way home and/or giving them all the *butt* fries from Chick-fil-a then taking the better ones from their container. Going on a date just for a free meal. Pooping in a public bathroom and exclaiming, "wow, someone really stunk it up in here!" to others on the way out. Telling a guy you're putting your number in his phone then venmo-ing yourself $100. Recyling nudes/using ones from Google images. Going to a buffet and bringing a purse lined with ziploc bags. Oh, and of course, betting money on literally any other team against a Cowboys fan.
Wow dude, you're really trying to shaboozle me right now.
I'm trying to shaboozle this girl by telling her I'm only talking to her, LOL!

You tried to shaboozle me, but I shaboozled you first - and THAT is how. it's. done. *hair flip*
shaboozle by protect_ya_neck July 23, 2019

Shamoozlet

A 'shamoozlet' is a unit used to measure an indefinate yet usually short amount of time. The word shamoozlet orginates from the word shamoozle which is heavily used by 'Ell Da Peach' and members of 'The Peach Posse'
"Back in a shamoozlet biotch"

"Oh shit.. theres the pigs.. back in a shamoozlet"

"Ell... will you shut the fuck up saying shamoozlet all the fucking time!?"
Shamoozlet by The Big Dawg August 9, 2006

Shampoozled 

when your shampoo overtakes you in the shower, causing what is known as the "stingy eye".
son of a three-legged bitch, i've been shampoozled!
Shampoozled by A boy named dew January 27, 2008

Shmoozled 

pretty drunk, but not all the way there yet
Dude last night, I got shmoozled
Shmoozled by bmuss June 10, 2017

Sheboozled 

When a straight man, spends an entire night picking up an extremely sexy girl, and takes her home under the impression he's about to get incredibly lucky, starts fooling with her, goes down her pants only to find a massive cock.

Usually observed by a bystander, who laughs hysterically knowing the girl's shemale identity.
Jer: So what happened with that girl last night?

Dayo: Man, i brought her home, and found she had a fucking cock bigger than mine.

Jer: (Laughs) I know man, I Sheboozled you, pay back's a bitch fagget.
Sheboozled by JROC444 November 26, 2010
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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