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to extremely aggressive shit your pants

“i’m about to skargel my pants!”

skargel by kingfartman August 2, 2021

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Skargle

Simply put, to gargle skeet. AKA, to gargle male ejaculate.

She refused to swallow, but she did a cute little thing at the end, and when I blew the load into her mouth, she gave it a little skargle. It made awesome bubbles!

Skargle by Cebbin June 29, 2018

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stargell

1)n. a metaphor used to denote a topical creme which when applicated results in heightened suaveness/freshness. 2)v. the act of displaying the qualities of stargell. 3)adj. being of stargell. 4) also, a small starfish constituted of gellatin found off the coast of micronesia.

I'm pimpin' my stargell.

stargell by Creamy D February 3, 2007

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Skangel

One who is skanky but also has the good looks of an angel.

Damn skangel, you's fine!

Skangel by Kpeyton October 11, 2012

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slargelterfied

To be in a state of advanced lovesickness, for no person in particular, akin to horniness, but without the sexual connotation. Desiress of affection and love, though without a specific person in mind.

Sally was so slargelterfied that she married the first man who told her she was beautiful.

slargelterfied by Caitlin February 25, 2004

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Scheiß-Spargel

an insult I came up with while I was learning German, it translates to sh*t asparagus. that may be incorrect though.

a: your an asshole
b: shut up Scheiß-Spargel

Scheiß-Spargel by mustard_delivery_man August 20, 2021

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Snargel Blurf

Snargel Blurf is a word meaning everything and nothing at once. It is associated with cats and black holes.

That Snargel Blurf!

Snargel Blurf by GO Technologies October 25, 2019

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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