Definitions by Cebbin
cunterdike
As if a definition is necessary. However, for the uneducated, a cunterdike is an individual whom possesses the undesireabe traits/qualities of a cunt and potentially since they’re being quite the asswipe, butch dike.
Ann caught me checking out the crossdesser and called me out for scoping dat ass then called me out in front of everyone. I’m guilty, but to tell everyone; Fucking cunterdike.
cunterdike by Cebbin November 4, 2018
doucherectomy
When one attempts to reinvent oneself in the hope of excising or removing one's douche-like qualities
Chris: Mike is such a shitpile. I can't handle it anymore.
Kevin: I don't know, he'd probably say that's 'subjectable'
Chris: How can he? He's a useless twat lip
Kevin: He might not be so bad if he got a doucherectomy
Chris: There's no help for him
Kevin: I don't know, he'd probably say that's 'subjectable'
Chris: How can he? He's a useless twat lip
Kevin: He might not be so bad if he got a doucherectomy
Chris: There's no help for him
doucherectomy by Cebbin December 31, 2013
sexterror
When someone in your family (i.e. sibling, child, etc.) mistakenly sends a sext meant for their partner to you in error
Kevin: Oh, David sent me a text.
Ann: Yeah, so?
Kevin: Wait... what the fuck... Are these pictures of my brother taking selfies in the mirror naked - and in Darth Vader underwear!?
Ann: What!? No, David! That's a sexterror!
Ann: Yeah, so?
Kevin: Wait... what the fuck... Are these pictures of my brother taking selfies in the mirror naked - and in Darth Vader underwear!?
Ann: What!? No, David! That's a sexterror!
SOTS
An acronym for "Shit On The Stairs".
1. (verb); When one consumes excessive amounts of whiskey, usually Irish, resulting in a state of utter inebriation culminating with being awoken to the realization they've erringly used the stairs as a place to defecate
2. (noun); The result in the aftermath when one uses the stairs as a place to drop a deuce often leaving an unpleasant stain
1. (verb); When one consumes excessive amounts of whiskey, usually Irish, resulting in a state of utter inebriation culminating with being awoken to the realization they've erringly used the stairs as a place to defecate
2. (noun); The result in the aftermath when one uses the stairs as a place to drop a deuce often leaving an unpleasant stain
Kev: You're not going to fucking believe this. I was completely annihilated last night and shit on my stairs. I thought it was the toilet! I think I was sleepwalking.
Chris: Bro that's an explosive case of the SOTS. You're fucking filthy.
Kev: The worst part - Ann had to clean it up!
Chris: Bro that's an explosive case of the SOTS. You're fucking filthy.
Kev: The worst part - Ann had to clean it up!