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The German way of saying fuck this (or that). It should be noted that with an "e" at the end it simply refers to excrement aka shit. Take the "e" of Scheiße and it makes for a badass way to insult someone or something!
Ich wollte im März 2020 Urlaub in die Karibik machen, aber wegen Covid-19 war alles geschlossen. Scheiß auf das Coronavirus! (I wanted to vacation in the Caribbean in March of 2020 but everything was shut down due to covid-19. Fuck the coronavirus! )
Scheiß by Leopold896 August 4, 2021
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Scheiß-Spargel 

an insult I came up with while I was learning German, it translates to sh*t asparagus. that may be incorrect though.
a: your an asshole
b: shut up Scheiß-Spargel

Einen Scheiß muss ich! 

Unfriendly responds to someone who‘s telling you that you have to to something.

Literally translated: I’ve got to do shit!
Chuck, du musst das bis Freitag fertig haben.
Einen Scheiß muss ich!

Scheißland 

Scheiß-Shit/Crap

Land-Land = ShitLand
Ich wohne im Scheißland
Scheißland by Daniel De Ferrdo September 12, 2023

Scheißgeist 

From German, literally meaning 'shit-ghost'. The smell which lingers in a toilet long after the perpetrator has fled the scene.
Have you been in the bathroom recently? Someone's left a stonking scheißgeist behind!
Scheißgeist by drahcir323 December 9, 2010

scheizer 

An intentional misspelling of the German word "scheisse" (translated to English as "shit") intended to get around Blizzard Entertainment's ToS (Terms of Service) agreement in order to include a frequently used "inside joke" in a Diablo 3 clan name.
"I'm at 302ms lag." Complained Lucky.
"Well... quit downloading Scheizer-porn" Suggested Melviant.
Thus, clan ScheizerFrenzy was born
scheizer by Bael#1329 March 25, 2016

Scheißeposter 

I like posting shitpost on reddit, i'm a Scheißeposter
Scheißeposter by Kayro098 February 9, 2022