Scheiß

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The German way of saying fuck this (or that). It should be noted that with an "e" at the end it simply refers to excrement aka shit. Take the "e" of Scheiße and it makes for a badass way to insult someone or something!

Ich wollte im März 2020 Urlaub in die Karibik machen, aber wegen Covid-19 war alles geschlossen. Scheiß auf das Coronavirus! (I wanted to vacation in the Caribbean in March of 2020 but everything was shut down due to covid-19. Fuck the coronavirus! )

Scheiß by Leopold896 August 4, 2021

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Scheiß-Spargel

an insult I came up with while I was learning German, it translates to sh*t asparagus. that may be incorrect though.

a: your an asshole
b: shut up Scheiß-Spargel

Scheiß-Spargel by mustard_delivery_man August 20, 2021

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Einen Scheiß muss ich!

Unfriendly responds to someone who‘s telling you that you have to to something.

Literally translated: I’ve got to do shit!

Chuck, du musst das bis Freitag fertig haben.
Einen Scheiß muss ich!

Einen Scheiß muss ich! by Hainerthecat October 24, 2017

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Scheißland

Scheiß-Shit/Crap

Land-Land = ShitLand

Ich wohne im Scheißland

Scheißland by Daniel De Ferrdo September 12, 2023

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Scheißgeist

From German, literally meaning 'shit-ghost'. The smell which lingers in a toilet long after the perpetrator has fled the scene.

Have you been in the bathroom recently? Someone's left a stonking scheißgeist behind!

Scheißgeist by drahcir323 December 9, 2010

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scheizer

An intentional misspelling of the German word "scheisse" (translated to English as "shit") intended to get around Blizzard Entertainment's ToS (Terms of Service) agreement in order to include a frequently used "inside joke" in a Diablo 3 clan name.

"I'm at 302ms lag." Complained Lucky.
"Well... quit downloading Scheizer-porn" Suggested Melviant.
Thus, clan ScheizerFrenzy was born

scheizer by Bael#1329 March 25, 2016

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Scheißeposter

Synonymous for "Shitposter" in german.

I like posting shitpost on reddit, i'm a Scheißeposter

Scheißeposter by Kayro098 February 9, 2022

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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