Blurf

1. Not having the ability to hold you liquor. This generally leads to the loss of potential lays and newly made friends. As for old friends, well hopefully they drank as much as you and no one will remember it in the morning.

Tim: Did you get that chicks number dude?
Jay: Nah, that tequila totally kicked my ass and i blurfed all over her.

by S in the MRS August 07, 2007

Blurf

1. An onomatopoeia (written sound effect) used to express disgust. People use this word as an exaggerated, comical way of acting like he or she is vomiting.

Dad: That sweat stain right there on the couch is where you were conceived 15 years ago.

Mom: Oh my🤭

Son: Huh? …OH! Ewww! Blurf!

by Rapid〆 October 08, 2021

Blurf

Blurf is used as an insult towards people who are annoying and stupid.

Oh rebecca, don’t be such a blurf or you will have no friends!

by Just a cool person January 25, 2019

Blurf

To expel air from the penis.

Similar to a fart or queef.

person 1: dude what's that smell
person 2: sorry i just blurfed
person 1: oh that's hot

by DangerCloud March 07, 2011

blurf

1. an expletive used to express disdain or annoyance

2. anything and everything

1. Blurf! I just got a dirty sanchez!

2. CARFIN PUDDY MERKER! I JUST BLURFED ON YOUR MOM.

by T and POPO April 16, 2007

blurf

blog-surf

"what have you been doing all day?"
"gawker, boing boing, perez hilton, you know..."
"you spent all day blurfing!?!"

by aleksg August 07, 2008

blurf

a multifaceted word that can be used to express a bad situation, unusual event, or unfortunate circumstance. As well as an enthusiastic response to a question. The response can be good or bad.

That exam was blurf.
Do you wanna see that movie? Response: Blurf.
The scene where the main character died was blurf.
What she said the other night was blurf.

by maximumfx November 09, 2010