skankopotomous

a REALLLY slutty girl that will rip off her panties at the sight of a man. usually characterized by herpes, gonorrhea, AIDS, or hepatitis. also often fat and/or husky

DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH A SKANKOPOTOMOUS!!!! YOU WILL PROBABLY DIE!!

dude i shouldn't have fucked that skankopotomous, i have herpes, gonorrhea, AIDS, and hepatitis now. FML!!!

skankopotomous by ovarymule June 14, 2009

Skankapotomus 

Noun used to describe an overweight slutty girl. These girls generally have pretty faces ,but more than the recommended amount of muffin top. Also know as Torrid girls, these girls can be mistaken for pretty while one is hammered. These are known as a "Chubby Chaser's Dream". Much of the time, a skankapotmomus wears loose clothing so one could only notice her massive breasts while hiding their 20 pounds of excess heft. These women are shady and sneaky about their extra lard. Approach with caution and these nuclear bombs will not go off on you. Waking up next to a skankapotomus is like waking up next to a tranny. Fool arounf with caution. Or a girl who is overweight but wears clothes for someone of a smaller staure.

Hey Bill that skankapotomus is perfect for you. YOU CHUBBY CHASER!

Skankapotomus by theNAKEDtruth November 1, 2010

skankopotomus 

A fat, annoying, slutty girl.

"Damn, did you see that fat slut? What a skankopotamus!"

skankopotomus by m May 13, 2005

skankapotomous 

an incredibly unnatractive and fat skank

I believe that sknkapotomous should only be kept at the zoo; What a skankapotomous

skankapotomous by The big Knepptizzle September 26, 2005

skankopotamus 

Large-sized, unattractive woman who wears elaborate make-up and dress like they're all that and a bag of chips.

Most often seen in ghetto situations and/or on public transit vehicles like buses and subway cars.

Often found in the company of women who dress like guys because they think it's cool.

Why is that skankopotamus wearing a pink thong on her fat ass? Who's going to hit that shit? ACK!

skankopotamus by Stormcastle June 21, 2011

shankopotomus 

when a golfer is shanking the ball so bad he might as well be a hippopotomus.

Gayton is seriously a shankopotomus today.

shankopotomus by ezell714 February 2, 2009

shankopotomus 

derived from the word shank, word meaning to hit a golf ball to the side of the course opposite the golfer's stance.
Shankopotomus defines a golfer with a propensity for this error. Someone who is a large shanker. Double extra huge shanker. A shanker extraordinaire. Frank.

Go in the woods to find your ball- shankopotomus.

shankopotomus by islandchief October 24, 2009